once upon a time i played this “small” “obscure” "mostly “unknown” “indie” game called World of Warcraft, (doubt any of you would have likely heard of it) 
anyways, in this game you could pick anything you wanted to be; meng, womenz, livestock, Dolphins, fluffy pillows and corporate CEO Skellingtons
BUT, being a spoiled, fickle and veeery picky type brain, i decided none of the current existing options were good enough for me, so i set out to create my own “being” 
after much sacrifice and many lab rat and gremlin testings and experimentation, these mad science trials resulted in this EUREKA moment 
, (while scraping recent green goo off myself), where i decided:
“feck it”
and just picked Gnome, and never went back since
also happened to be no person could ever pronounce my name correctly so they would gargle over it and shorten it instead and i became Gnuffi
hence, Gnuffi Gnome 
now, where is that monkey and owl for my next creation experiment 
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