Don’t you dare keep reading this!

Dooon’t, just don’t…

Bad reader! Bad!

Wow, you’re really not good at following orders are ya?

Do you realize that you’re wasting precious seconds of your life reading this? Time you could be spending… I don’t know, playing a video game?

It’s curiousity isn’t it? You want to know more about me? Is that it? Well, I’m sorry. Just to show you how pointless that is, this bio will suddenly end here, no further questions, no further assumptions, just an end.