Crazy News Stories

Not before humanity destroys itself. Example:

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Eh, 70% of the internet is kind of shit as it stands. Forest fires lets new growth happen, might not be too bad if things got cleared out a bit.

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Summary

…4chan, Facebook and Twitter should fall first.

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Surely they gather enough information about your usage to make that determination automatically.

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is there an option for “without all the garbage included?”…oh wait, that would be asking for Windows 7 back or just Linux.

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I can’t even count the ways this can go wrong :exploding_head:

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It’s imperative to follow what the article is referencing/citing - clear cut fearmongering horseshit.
It’s through this sort of “journalism” things like brain boiling 5G and microchipping vaccines are made.

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but it’s true :eyes:
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That’s why I posted it in “Crazy News Stories.”

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Some times what you really need to get through a crisis is a big ass squid statue, it’s as much about keeping people’s spirits up as fighting the actual infection. This sounds like a brilliant call to me, the world needs more giant squid statues I’ve always said.

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I though squids were supposed to have the biggest eyes, not the biggest gaping hole with a clit for a mouth.

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Interesting, a 1998 simulation conducted by a team led by Michael Bay showed that we can destroy such asteroids with less than three week lead time.

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