Crazy News Stories


#465

When you think about it some more this is most likely a deliberate choice. I mean , yeah , new and graphically intense games does require a lot of space for textures and shit but at this point it doesnt really seem like they are even trying to compress anything or save the space. Add the fact that these live-service games are fighting each other to be the ONLY GAME PEOPLE PLAY making your game so large starts to make a certain sense. Larger games = Less games can be fitted in your storage = Less games can be played = Profit.

I understand that this is a bit far fetched but it’s not entirely unrealistic approach .


#466

Murptx? Xumptr? Prumxt? None of these sound very good sadly.


#467

OMGADH!!! He’s not even released yet… Was all this a ploy to get sympathy and money???


#468

i mean, was there something going on in the news cycle, and did that change rather quickly ?:thinking: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#469

eh, probably them just trying to be positive that he’ll beat it? I unno


#470

Sorry! I was wrong. That “White House Gift Shop” Is NOT part of “The Real White House”. “The shop is actually a private, for-profit company that is not connected to the federal government.” However, "20% of the proceeds from the coin will go to COVID-19 prevention and cancer treatment. "


#471

he’s not even close to out of the woods yet. Even his doctors alluded to that with them saying if he’s is continuing well on Monday (the 12th), it will be a sigh of relief.

It is very possible it goes south still. Only time will tell.


#474

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#475

so the president (not naming the country) just casually cites The Babylon Bee as a news source… :man_shrugging:


#476

agent orange, it’s deadly :joy:


#477

I think we can all confidently assume which president it is.


#478

#479

“anthem innovates video games by introducing brand new concept”:

^the “crazy news” part here being that Anthem is still apparently a thing ? :thinking: :face_with_raised_eyebrow: :man_shrugging:


#481

Wanna bet the Gaming Journalist over there never heard of ARPGs and such?


#482

Khan said he later realised the “genie” was actually just one of the men in disguise.

wtf :joy:


#483

best thing about it, the thing is actually called “Saved by the Whale’s Tail”


#484

#485

somehow this feels like “bicyclist almost run over by truck on highway” to me :laughing:


#486

While they were certainly in risk of great harm and obviously drowning, a humpback whale is not capable of swallowing a human, much less a kayak. Their throats just are not wide enough for it, not sure if they have the ability to spit you out though or if you’d just be stuck in their mouth for a while.


#487

Using sloths as a troll???