Simple.
Ban the person above you. Bonus points for relevant ban reasons or incredibly original or creative thinking.
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You’re banned because you want people to ban other people, not cool!
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I am gonna be gone for about 5 hours or more. Try not to wreck the place.
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You’re banned for not banning Pete.
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Banned for backseat moderation.
WAIT, IT’S DIFFERENT FOR ME, DON’T–
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You have been self-banned… above mentioned reasons. 
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Well then… I’m banning myself. I’m out.
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Banned for reminding me of M. Night Shyamalan, which in turn reminded me of that Avatar movie that DOESN’T EXIST, which in turn made me feel very sad.
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You are banned for not feeding the sloths!
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@Enki Your’e banned because no one mentioned anything about sloths or feeding them, that’s just laming.
@coralinecastell are banned for one of 2 reasons, because the movie you mentioned does exist and therefore you are lying and also for getting the name of the movie wrong. “Avatar” is a movie directed by James Cameron (the one with the alien species the Na’vi), the movie from M. Night Shyamalan is called “The Last Airbender”, “Avatar: The Legend of Ang” and maybe “Avatar: The Last Airbender” but never just “Avatar”.
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@Petemcc you’re banned for double posting and double banning.
edit: Also ban evasion as you were banned once already!
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@Fraggles Banned for failing to prepare your ban reasons in advance. Moderation actions must be explained in the original post.
EDIT: You’re also backseat moderating.
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Banned for lying straight up in your username.
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banned for misinterpreting usernames on purpose
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You’re banned for indecent exposure.
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