Where am I?

lift cover
insert garlic in rectum (just for fun, unless u actually have a cold, that can actually cure u vry fast)

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The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.

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look down
go up staircase
light lantern
look around

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You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a rug lying beside an open trap door.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
You canā€™t do that!
The brass lantern is now on.
Living Room
You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a rug lying beside an open trap door.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.

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east
go up staircase
look around

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Kitchen
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife.

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take rope
take knife
go down
west
go down

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Taken
Taken
Kitchen
Living Room
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
The trap door crashes shut, and you hear someone barring it.
Cellar
You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.

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SAVE
Ok.

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open trap door (gotta test it first)

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/* THANK YOU GOT ALMIGHTY YES THEY ARE IN THE HOUSE. I HAVE PRAYED FOR HOURS.

sorry for caps guys but Iā€™m actually so happy good job @harith you doinā€™ your mamma proud, wherever she is (and Iā€™m proud too so happy to see you slowly getting the hang of things, reminds me of myself the first time I played this and started crying out of sheer frustration no joke true story trauma is real) */

/* okā€¦ thank you for this informationā€¦ Iā€™m sure itā€™llā€¦ uhā€¦ come in handy, yes?

hello yes, this is Coraline. Iā€™m requesting an ambulance. Yes, theyā€™re breathing. No. Itā€™s a cow. Yes, a cow. I know, Iā€™m guessing bovine fever did it. Cows these days, right? Iā€™ll ensure they stay in the premises. Thank you and please hurry. */

giphy (1)

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:arrow_down::arrow_lower_right::arrow_right: + :fist:

Am I doing this right?

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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open trap door (just checking)
south

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The door is locked from above.
East of Chasm
You are on the east edge of a chasm, the bottom of which cannot be seen. A narrow passage goes north, and the path you are on continues to the east.

[Posting from work]

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north
north

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Cellar
The Troll Room
This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the walls.
A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all passages out of the room.

[Posting from work]

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insert garlic in trollā€™s rectum

[posting not from work]

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NOW GET BACK TO WORK, WEā€™RE NOT PAYING U TO PLAY GAMES ONLINE WITH SOME COW!!!

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