Where am I?

There’s no room.

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hahaha,

look into troll’s rectum then (why is there no room i wonder?)

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greet troll

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I don’t know the word “greet”.
You can’t look inside a troll.
The flat of the troll’s axe skins across your forearm.

[Posting from work]

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You crawl up a troll’s arse, it is dark here you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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south
south
east

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Cellar
East of Chasm
Gallery
This is an art gallery. Most of the paintings have been stolen by vandals with exceptional taste. The vandals left through either the north or west exits.
Fortunately, there is still one chance for you to be a vandal, for on the far wall is a painting of unparalleled beauty.

[Posting from work]

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look at painting
take painting

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There’s nothing special about the painting.
Your load is too heavy, especially in light of your condition.

[Posting from work]

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eat lunch
take painting

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Thank you very much. It really hit the spot.
Your load is too heavy, especially in light of your condition.

[Posting from work]

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list inventory

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I don’t know the word “list”.

[Posting from work]

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open inventory

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You used the word “inventory” in a way that I don’t understand.

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Inventory

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You are carrying:
A nasty knife
A rope
A brass lantern (providing light)
A brown sack
The brown sack contains:
A clove of garlic
A glass bottle
The glass bottle contains:
A quantity of water
A pile of leaves
A jewel-encrusted egg
A leaflet

[Posting from work]

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cut out painting

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west
north
north
stab troll in the rectum

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