I mean… I’m not a fan of it either, coz
It Is Wrong To Wrap Your Schlong
Maybe try ^this one^ instead.
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Yeah, nowadays everyone is offended by everything, when they not try to “cancel” you for it.
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So what name you using now?
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I do the same thing. Most of the public toilet paper is pretty thin, some places they have two-ply though, so I guess it’s better in some places here.
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I was ‘generously’ assigned a random number by a Steam. But now my ban has lifted and i have changed it back to my usual name 
Steam and offended SJW Karens can go … you know where .
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tell them your name is willy and its offending you that they wont let you use your name because they have their heads in the gutter
EDIT
My Huion tablet’s pen stopped working. It’s only a year old. 
They better replace this or I’m gonna be so annoyed. This year can’t be over fast enough. 
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Yeah, such offensive tyrants like Willy Wonka, the wet willy, and more. Culture destroyers right there.
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Willy innocent, free Willy!:V
or not
willybeabletofitalldeeznutsinhismouth
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I was gonna do it but saw that @SeekerSupreme was typing. In that moment I knew, it would be done, not by me. XD
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For those of us who have never learned to do this properly, esp. me. Here’s the right way to start the New Year. Turn the subtitles on for maximum comprehension.
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I have been in and out of bed for the past 3 days with a terrible sinus headache. Still have it and it’s driving me crazy. They have closed our urgent care here and sent the docs and nurses to other hospitals and the hospitals are overrun with Covid. They have even closed our police dept as they don’t have enough staff to man it. I called my doc and they said take some sinus meds and go to bed. WTH do they think I have been doing for the past 3 days?
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Isn’t it odd, that doctors talk to us, just like how IT service guys start the convo about computer issues?
“Mam, did you plug it in? Did you press the power button?” The most obvious thing that they assume you didn’t think of already… lol.
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Because 75％ of the time the person in question didn’t think about it and it’s the thing that will actually work. There is no way for a tech support person to know whether you are a reasonable human being with some basic level of intelligence or blithering idiot #348 they’re about to deal with today. Be nice to tech support people, go through the basic trouble shooting quickly and efficiently even if you’ve already tried those things, it will be the far faster way to get help as opposed to arguing with them about what you think you don’t need to do. Half the people who claim they’ve “tried everything” haven’t and don’t even know what “everything” is, and again the tech support can’t tell what your particular case is going to be.
Way too many times will you end up spending an hour trying to help someone who swears to you they’ve tried all the things and they know computers so well only to finally argue them into just checking to see if their keyboard is actually plugged in and finding that it wasn’t.
But here’s an idea when talking to your doctor, let them know what medications you’ve been taking and what results you have had from it. How is he supposed to know what you’ve been taking otherwise? How is he going to give you better advice than trying to basics if you don’t?
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And we’ve been dealing with constant rain here where I live since last week. I wonder when this will stop. 
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Well, of course, I told them I was out dancing to the wee hours of the dark.
Actually, I talked to the secretary there(who is a friend of mine) and she talked to the doc and that’s what he told her. I said “Say whut?” and she said…Don’t shoot the messenger. I am just repeating what he said. So I said IOW he has sicker patients than me and not to waste his time. and she said Yep.
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Genuinely made me laugh 
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I am still laughing and loving this…
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