I’m on @DontBeSilly’s side here. According to the youthful @coralinecastell I’m an ancient gramps whose bones have long since turned to dust and are currently being composted into my next life form. And I’m 29 years old.
I’m sure our poor sloth was the target of similar mockery and thus has my sympathies.
*sent from an ancient Egypt tomb south of Cairo using an iScarab+™