I just picked a lock of hair from my head … ow, that hurted. 
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Click on 1
Nothing on 2
3 is binding…
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I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God’s business.
- Michael J. Fox
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There’s someone in my head, but it’s not me.
Pink Floyd
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“There’s someone in my head, but it’s not me.
Pink Floyd”
Pink Floyd is in your head? Get him out of there! 
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‘The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.’ — Dolly Parton
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‘The way I see it, I hope Kings don’t “rain” over their subjects (it’s fine to “reign” though).’ - Mark 
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Must be true if Alfie says it…
‘Puns are the highest form of literature.’ — Alfred Hitchcock
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Truly, life-changing 
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@delenn13 - nice one. When I tell a high-class joke, not only am I on a roll, I’m on a Rolls-Royce!
Fly joke: I watched a guy who had flies crawling up his arm. I said “why don’t you shoo those flies?”. He said “I can’t find shoes that small”.
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If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now.
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“Fear of life closes off more opportunities for us than fear of death ever does.”
- Agnes Moorehead
Great movie actress but her Role as Endora in Bewitched was the cherry on top.
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It’s Chuck’s Birthday!
“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
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