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It is actually two different topics in one sentence.
I quoted one sentence out of a lengthy conversation.
It would of made more sense to of heard the whole conversation; it was quite enlightening.
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I orginally heard this quote from Getting Over it With Bennet Foddy. I quite like it.
βYou cannot now believe that you will ever feel better. But this is not true. You are sure to be happy again. Knowing this, truly believing it, will make you less miserable nowβ - Abraham Lincoln
I interpert its meaning as, if you understand that the sadness you feel now will pass and you truly believe that you will soon be happy again, it will ease the suffering of the present.
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To hair is human.
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LOL!
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I just read it. I replied there βTo hair is rabbit (hare) LOLβ
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actually not a meme but a real quote to live by indeed
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Considering weβre pretty much waging a war of extinction on fish in general and several species in particular, itβs not really as stupid a thing to say as you might at first assume. Coexisting peacefully with fish would be beneficial to everyone.
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When the president talks about fish, then itβs βoh-fish-ialβ. 
What do you think, βCodβ that joke be any punnier? Let βMinnowβ what you think. 
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My Grandfather always made a point of reminding me of this:
Donβt believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.
Served me very well over the years.
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I find myself remembering my grandpa, who was born before 1900 and lived to be 103 years old.
I would visit him in his home each week, where he lived independently until he was 100.
Every now and then heβd quote a short rhyme he learned when he was young:
Mother may I go out to swim,
Yes my darling daughter,
Hang your clothes on a hickory limb,
But donβt go near the water.
Heβd always grin or chuckle when he told me that.
I just searched the web and found that itβs from a 1908 song that mothers often sang to their young children when bathing them. My grandpa was quoting the first half of the chorus of that song.
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It is far easier to start something than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart
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such as crossing the Pacific Ocean? (just a joke, certainly doesnβt diminish her accomplishments, the only thing i cross is my house XD)
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You donβt know. She could still be doing it stealthily.
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I once tried to do a cross-word puzzle. It was hard because I couldnβt think of any βcrossβ words because I wasnβt feeling cross (crabby, irritable, grumpy, annoyed, outraged, ugly, peeved, petulant, sullen, huffy).
I just now realized that joke is easier to say than to write. Originally it came to me while I was doing cross-word puzzles with a nephew at the family cottage. I said βthis is hard, Iβm not feeling crossβ, then heβd have a blank stare and Iβd say: You know β¦ itβs a βcrossβ-word puzzle.
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If the government is covering up knowledge of aliens, they are doing a better job of it than they do at anything else. β Stephen Hawking
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βWhen I put aliens to bed at night, I like to cover them up.β β Mark
(I have a weird mind) 
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