you are a security guard looking for your kidnapped bunny
you have a set of 2 particular skills at your disposal
- Humping every wall *uhn
- -and blasting every mo**** f***ing bastard in sight !
can you get through this hell of a day, and will you ever get to hold Daisy’s fluffy head in your hands again?
(kicking ass and chewing bubble gum is for the d(o)uche), -rip and tear!
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ya really shouldn’t touch ma bunny 
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how is this one not guessed yet? 
i thought i made it super obvious and everything ? 
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That’s Doom, isn’t it?
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ofc it is! 
your turn now
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Lemme think about something, 'cause right now I can’t think of any game I can actually summarize.
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iii’m just bumping this, cos i’m curios what/if someone has anything cooking
(this thread is an awesome & fun little idea)
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alright let’s see if i remember this one partially correct
you are a spartan soldier,
that has something to do with some sort of deity?
-aaanywho, something about some bloke Errors?,
mythical creatures, weapons of legend, lots of action hacking and slashing, a bit of jumping through puzzles(that makes no sense in the real world), all to reach the end and figure out what the truth really was and the classical godly epic revenge showdown to finishthe movieoff, woops meant game
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God of War?
nope, nice try, lol what even is that? never heard of it , srs tho, try again 
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pls do tell me yr joking, lol
hercules then?
ofc
well joking about the “never heard of it” part, serious about “that’s not it” 
not it either
^released in 2005 btw, i think
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spartan total warrior says google for “spartan soldier game” rofl, released in 2005, come on u gnome, that’s like not the point of this game hahaha
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bingo
wait, did i just completely blow it by adding the release date? 
dang it!, no goggle optimization clues! 
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no but even without the year it just gave me the title as first result for “spartan soldier game”, loooool
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was a pretty nice god of war aping game (tho i think that might actually have been entirely accidental), think i still have it lying around in a box somewhere
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k well i’ve never heard of it till now, i volunteer @kylehayman361 to come up with another of his psychedelic plot summaries
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i think the only reason it made my radar was because of being a “total war” fan, so i’d pretty much jump on it day1 purely because CA had made medieval/rome total war and was excited to see what the "being 1 soldier in the massive battles"this time, would be like… was okay button spam hack n slash slaughter fun at the time as i recall, (god of war was better tho ofc), probably doesn’t quiiite hold up these days
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