This is MY Wednesday…With My Lurch!!!
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This
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just randomly came across this one, lol
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omg, this one had me laughing good
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It’s Holiday Monday The day after Canada Day!
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We have Wednesday off… July 4th…
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I feel very American all of a sudden
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OMG. I completely forgot.
That’s this Wednesday already?
inhales air loudly
DAD THIS WEDNESDAY IS THAT DAY WE PRETEND TO CARE AND CELEBRATE STUFF AS AN EXCUSE TO EAT AND MAKE MUM ANGRY BY WRECKING COOKING HAVOC IN THE KITCHEN CAN WE BAKE COOOOOKIIIIESSSSS???
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My dad says ‘yeah, sure 
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Gotta love how everyone’s talking about “blowing stuff up” and “freedom day” and I’m just sitting here like "wow, Red Faction Guerrilla has its own holiday?
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Red Faction Wishes it could be the American Revolution!!
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It could be the other way around.
“We liberated the entire Eastern seaboard of a continent from the mightiest army in the world!”
“Hold my hammer.” Destroys an Occupation Force managed by the entire planet of Earth
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Story-wise, maybe… But I don’t think that the American Revolution wishes it could have been proof of concept for a graphics engine though…
Sorry, that seems a bit harsher than necessary. I just have some bile against Red Faction…
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FYI, we have fireworks here too in NYS, that map is a little outdated. It’s been more relaxed with the rules on July 4th in recent years.
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I thought 6 years was acceptable, but I apologize.
Of course we can trust the American Pyrotechnics Association to have a more up to date map.
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oh look, only 4 states left stuck in the 1600s Puritans grasp with “no fun allowed” 
argh witchcraft witchcraft! burn them on the stake! 
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Hey, my home state doesn’t allow purchase or use of the ‘big’ fireworks for individual use, that always seemed a sound policy to me… Let’s not mock sounds practices.
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those up there don’t say “big fireworks” tho, they specifically either say total ban, or only the “birthday stuff”, sparklers and novelty items, which (as i’d read it) means no regular safe consumer rockets, roman candles, fountains, etc etc, all “the fun” but regular stuff/beautiful awesome looking “booms” ? #BuzzKillStates
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