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if i drink from a whole grain pasta straw, does that make my milkshake healthier? 
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I use a steel straw coz yeah, problems drinking.
@Gnuffi - Your milkshake would definitely bring all the turtles to your yard.
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I had those for a while.
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it’s just insulting at this point that they can’t even be bothered to remotely compress anything any longer/each new gen… 
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Dunno how y’all are gonna take some Naruto memes but…
On the subject of the 3rd Hokage, I have this recurring joke with a friend where both us think he’d get on marvelously well with Dumbledore.
Either of them: “Hey let’s throw some kids into a forest and watch them fight for their lives lmao?”
The other: “Best idea I’ve heard all week!”
Like seriously wtf
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I’ve noticed a lack of blizzard memes.
It looks really bad for Blizzard and political opinions.
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It’s illegal mainly so that police has a good no nonsense reason to arrest you and take you into protective custody. Get you into psych evaluation and hopefully started towards the help you need.
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It’s such an old tired joke though, not particularly well delivered.
Then there’s also the fact that many people do not actually understand why suicide is illegal in the first place, or never really thought about it, combined with the whole edge lord BS about everyone being owned by the government. I figured answering with some reason for once was the way to go.
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