No, not a cooking hat, it’s a traditional scholar hat…
this is what’s on the hat:
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Sounds truly excellent, the journey of a life time. Can barely even imagine myself travelling outside Denmark into a single foreign country apartment.
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Imagine trying a trip like that as an American.
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@Pylinaer LOL what? Also I have dual citizenship, I’m also American.
@Vandem guys this is totally true. Joe started to bleed spontaneously and we were like “DUDE WHAT HAPPENED” and he was like “I DON’T KNOW” and Vandem just looked at me like “what have you done.”
Fun times.
shifts urn further away from the light What?
I 100% did not do this but to be frank no big deal.
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My Instagram has my face so I can’t openly share it here. I can pm it to you if you want.
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I’m too tired to look through my phone and send individual pics here. I was 12 hours on a plane then spent almost 4 hours trying to get home then slept like crap then my internet doesnt work and its 29° I have low blood pressure no air conditioning or a fan and I can’t breathe.
you’ll just have to be patient.
Very sweet of you to say so (:
@YQMaoski thanks for clarifying. Cool hat.
@HouGuard no idea how I’m still alive tbh. I mean aside from several blisters on my feet, a cold, a headache and muscle pain I am mostly undamaged.
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Shall I clarify to “typical American”? Anyway, it sounds like you have been living in Brazil for a while, I would probably say you are a Brazilian who also is a citizen of the USA.
Short version: you are far from what I’d consider a typical American.
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Morbidly obese, couch potato, eating junk food, having zero experience outside of the US soil but wishes to control everything overseas?
Before anyone lashes out at me, I am an American too. (And no dual-citizenship with any other country.)
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I still don’t understand what you mean with this sentence
What difference does being a North American make?
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wp Coraline 
Not North American, US Citizen. I’ll have a good picture for this when I can get to it.
Here it is:
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What I’m getting at here is that a few years ago I would say Europe cared as much about the US as most people do about Kangaskhan that don’t live near there.
you may have not even noticed that isn’t even a country, it’s a Pokemon.
Now however, with our current leadership and state, I have to wonder how they think. I almost wonder if it’s negative.
Anyway, enough of that. I hope you enjoyed your trip.
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I don’t even think you have to go that over the top (fake news!). For me this sums it up perfectly -
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@xist is this shopped or nay? Love it.
@Pylinaer sure. In Brazil we call you North Americans though, because Brazilians are also Americans.
I don’t think it makes that much of a diference so long as you’re spending your money on their souvenirs.
People warned me the French would be rude and stuff but honestly, even if they hate your guts, the smart ones don’t show it. So what difference does it make, right?
At least that’s how I see it.
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No, because of the government shutdown, he bought fast food for the college sports team that was visiting the white house. Totally a real story. He tweeted it before it happened, and people were wondering if he was making a joke, then it really happened… 
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Oh my God.
I did not miss being up to par with the latest news.
Why. Just. Why.
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Because he can… 
Srsly though… I would love a burger right about now!
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I’ll trade u a burger for a grilled chicken sandwich. 
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Waddles!!!
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Great summary of a Great time, but did you find any ghost’s in Lincoln?
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Ayy, welcome back lady
It’s great to hear about your adventures, I’m pretty sure it’s a wonderful experience and good thing you came back in one piece.
But as an internet tradition, pics or it didn’t happen (if you got any environmental ones, no need to publish your pretty face) or maybe edit it out, put a doggo face on top of yours, that would be a nice kek.
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WUT???
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