pig is love, pig is life

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pig is love, pig is life

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EeeeeeMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
ahahhaahha
ah my sides, the childhood nostalgia is stronk 
I really like this website and their quizzes are the funniest things so enjoy, everyone:
is that particular one like that Babel Tower of pigs?
can someone translate, because even google doesnât seem to speak this Oink dialect o.O
I thought youâd easily get it, gnuffs! Itâs a weird mix of German and early modern English, me thinks.
Title says
A hungry pig ate all the bibles in our village last night. Can you write a new bible for us, please well educated sir?
Description says
Afff! In the night, a starving pig ate all the bibles throughout the village. Please, good sir, you must write a new bible for all of us poor souls who have got no education other than the (?)
Iâm getting the ? is something like pig-related knowledge and scotch?
Wise words from the quizz:
Ez new verso en mo Bibler, Thar Bookler Ov Randie, Chapner fivner, Verso twelven: âBlessner ez thar hâongry Hogge en thatt es Ăśll. Sencerelie, Randie, Thar Scribno whome hav haff writt thess Bibler downe hereopon."
It's the new verse in my Bible, The Book of Randie, Chapter five, verse twelve: "Blessed is the hungry pig and that is all. Sincerely, Randie, the scribe that has written this Bible down hereupon."
well, i caught a whiff of what smelled a bit like swedish to me too
but i think thatâs the problem for me, my brain gets scrambled when i need to concentrate/understand more than âŚ
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this many, âstuffzâ
so i look at â5 wordsâ and go, âokay thatâs obviously thatâ *sees next word, doensât match, engage decode compute squishy matter, result pending, success, on to next; same as first. return to previous -wait what was that, i forgot⌠![]()
THE SACRED TEXT
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ANCIENT PIG TOME 

This thread has put a mighty big smile on my face. Thanks for the delightful pig pictures, memeâs and whatnot folks 