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I, for one, welcome our new pig overlords

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#122

Two words: Animal Farm.
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#124

Well she’s all you’d ever want,
She’s the kind they’d like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She’s got style, she’s got grace, She’s a winner.
She’s a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She’s a Lady.


#125

There can not be a pig thread without the most famous pig of all…Porky :heavy_heart_exclamation:

My work is done here.:star_struck:


#126

you missed 1 LUL


#127

I am a fire rat :fire::rat: but ironically my western zodiac is pisces which is water so I must be full of contradictions :laughing:

Yaaaasss!
Sorry I’m so late. I was busy working for our new pig overlords (you have no idea how many times people type pug instead. The editorial room has been a dog’s breakfast)

Jokes aside - I bought so many emoticons :pig: pigs are adorable :3


#128

@AcornAvenger I AM PLEASED.

HAVE SOME OATS, BROTHER. :pig:


#129

THE ORDER OF THE DARK OATS AWAITS US xD


#130

How do I figure out what I “technically” am?


#131

Eastern:

Western:


#132

This might be easier for ya, @Pylinaer

Eastern:
https://www.travelchinaguide.com/intro/social_customs/zodiac


#133

The Wikipedia articles actually got me the information.

Now I know how old (roughly) people are bwahahaha!!!

…I’m older… (Wood Dog)


#134

From March the 2nd until March the 5th, it’s Carnival in Brazil! So our gracious, glorious, and most importantly, gorgeous pig overlords decided to go to the beach for some respite – creating an empire is a very tiring job!

Have a nice weekend, everyone! :pig: :blush:


#135

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:hugs: :pig:


#136


the great and mighty Pig is teaching it young ones about snow

#137

That’s fantastic :smiley: even better when you understand our beautiful Austrian dialect.
When mommy pig is turning around: “Heidi, des is a Einbohn!” = “Heidi, this is a one-way road!”


#138

erm, bacon

(overthrow the lords!)


#139

Such Blasphemy!


#140

…nothing but complete reverence for bacon and eggs :stuck_out_tongue:



:bacon::fried_egg:



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