I expect to get it in the post soon, sorry about the postage price to Australia. Thanks @K16 I will use it well
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Here’s wishing you the worst of luck then! 
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And that weekend is… Now. Finally available to make a serious attempt at this, so let’s do this!
Attempt #1:
Hmm… Just warming up, I can do better than this!
Attempt #2:
Huh… I TOOK LESS TIME SO HAH! @delenn13 shall judge between the two of us and determine the winner based on her criteria, so obviously victory shall be mine! MUAHAHAHAHAH!.. Hah… Um, I wonder what would happen if I had more chances?
Damn it, he destroyed the Southern French wine regions…
Crap, we lost good television…
Aaaaand there goes my dignity…
Well, at least I didn’t get the ones where Mastermind threatened to destroy outer space, Capitalism, Tom Fulp, my mother, tiny dogs, and Cambodia. (It’s a threat spoken before the game begins in a cutscene. Randomly selected each game.)
Hmm… What if I go a bit slower? Maybe I’m letting the countdown timer in Hard mode distract me…
YES I DID IT! I DID IT IN FEWER TRIES THAN @SensaHuMuR MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I TOTALLY GOT THIS! I WIN! (Seriously, this isn’t photoshopped.)
OK @delenn13 DECIDE ON THE WINNER BASED ON YOUR CRITERIA THAT EVEN I DON’T KNOW ABOUT!
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Just as I was getting impressed by your feat of completing 6 turns in 51 s with that control scheme, you went and got the universe destroyed… thrice! And then ruined your average time per turn stat to boot. 
At least now I feel like a deserving winner - I kept the universe intact over a couple of dozen attempts that I ended up making, though most weren’t in Hard mode. Take that Evil Mastermind! 
P.S.: Hmm… looks like you tend to start with RRGG too.
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Thanks @delenn13. I’d like to dedicate this win to underappreciated supervillains around the world and thank my grandma, my mouse for carrying me through some hard clicks, every single colour that made this win possible and, of course, the fans! 
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Damn it! FINE! @SensaHuMuR here’s your stupid decoder key to decrypt the damn Steam key that you already have!
I write my Zs like 2s, so every 2 you see is actually a Z the entire time. That’s my encryption. Bad handwriting on a napkin that was photographed and private messaged to you.
Yes.
Yep.
Grumble.
I’ll have you know I patiently thought it over for 50 minutes and 5 seconds (the game really did last that long, no picture edits made) to guess what my next move should be after YYBB! I DO NOT start with the closest colors to the CHECK button!!!
…Yes I do…
The start of the best prize acceptance speech I’ve ever read.
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