punch invisible force
You swing your right fist in futility and accidentally punch yourself in the nose.
enter gate
Some invisible force prevents you from passing through the gate.
yell at spirits
That sentence isn’t one I recognize.
call spirits
I don’t know the word “call”.
quit
Your score is 35 (total of 350 points), in 371 moves.
This gives you the rank of Amateur Adventurer.
Do you wish to leave the game? (Y is affirmative): > Y
Select a Story from the file menu
OH **** I WAS KIDDING! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
OH NOOOOOOOOO! Uh uh… I CAN FIX THIS GUYS HANG ON!
File
Load Game
Save Slot “Failed”
Y
If this fails, then I’m loading the trainer which hooks to whereami.exe and warp to where we were.
that moment…
Look at screen
I hope that’s not someone’s heart rhythm…
put on sunscreen
That was actually quite lovely.
Hug narrator 
jump jump
The Mac Dad will make you
Jump up, jump up and get down!
Ah crap! A month has passed, and the game’s still at the main menu? Ok let me fix this now.
quit
Exit Game?
y
C:\whereami> _
cd iamheretrainer
C:\whereami\iamheretrainer> _
iamheretrainer.exe -hook whereami.exe
Activate cheats within trainer?
y
Input cheat command.
load state
Input date of game state.
february 14, 2018
Input time of game state.
5:20 AM
Entrance to Hades
You are outside a large gateway, on which is inscribed
Abandon every hope all ye who enter here!
The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
Disable iamheretrainer.exe
Disable and remove trainer?
y
iamheretrainer.exe removed from whereami.exe
Entrance to Hades
You are outside a large gateway, on which is inscribed
Abandon every hope all ye who enter here!
The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
There! I unbroke it! @xist , you’re back on as (Digital) Game Master. Everyone start throwing commands.
Go west
Loot Bodies
life is peaceful there (I just know that’s where yr going with this)
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
open mailbox
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
read leaflet
(Taken)
“WELCOME TO A SHAMELESSLY STOLEN TEXT ADVENTURE!
A SHAMELESSLY STOLEN TEXT ADVENTURE! is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!”
drop leaflet
Dropped.
north
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
north
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.
climb tree
Up a Tree
You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach.
Beside you on the branch is a small bird’s nest.
In the bird’s nest is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, and ornamented in lapis lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile.
get egg
Taken.
down
Forest Path
open egg
You have neither the tools nor the expertise.
south
North of House
east
Behind House
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
enter house
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table.
The glass bottle contains:
A quantity of water
get sack
Taken.
take bottle
Taken.
open sack
Opening the brown sack reveals a lunch, and a clove of garlic.
go west
Living Room
You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
take sword
Taken.
take lantern
Taken.
move rug
With a great effort, the rug is moved to one side of the room, revealing the dusty cover of a closed trap door.
open trap door
The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.
turn on lamp
The brass lantern is now on.
go down
The trap door crashes shut, and you hear someone barring it.
Cellar
You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.
Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.
drop egg
Dropped.
save
Ok.
go north
The Troll Room
This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the walls.
A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all passages out of the room.
Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
attack troll
(with the sword)
The troll is confused and can’t fight back.
The troll slowly regains his feet.
attack troll
(with the sword)
The troll is battered into unconsciousness.
attack troll
(with the sword)
The unarmed troll cannot defend himself: He dies.
Almost as soon as the troll breathes his last breath, a cloud of sinister black fog envelops him, and when the fog lifts, the carcass has disappeared.
Your sword is no longer glowing.
drop sword
Dropped.
save
Ok.