attach rope to lantern
You can’t tie the rope to that.
tie rope to lantern
You can’t tie the rope to that.
throw lantern through gate
The gate is protected by an invisible force. It makes your teeth ache to touch it.
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piss on gate
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piss on gate
I don’t know the word “piss”.
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relieve yourself on gate, rofl
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anyway
talk to gate
say: open sesame
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talk to gate
The gate is protected by an invisible force. It makes your teeth ache to touch it.
say open sesame
You used the word “open” in a way that I don’t understand.
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good Lord, do SOMETHING!
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do something
I don’t know the word “do”.
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insult spirits
make a joke
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punch narrator
enter gate
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ring the bell 
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I’ve read of mortals getting into the underworld.
And this popped “Aeneas visited Cumaean Sibyl, a prophetess who had access to the underworld through a cave with a hundred openings” and I thought it was cool. Long story short: I found nothing and I think we should kill ourselves.
So…
Save
cut myself with leaflet
Punch myself
punch myself to death
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insult spirits
I don’t know the word “insult”.
make a joke
I don’t know the word “joke”.
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punch narrator
Tears begin to well up in your big manly eyes. sniffle
enter gate
Some invisible force prevents you from passing through the gate.
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ring the bell
You can’t see any bell here! (but this course of action has potential 
)
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cut myself with leaflet
Suicide is not the answer.
Punch myself
I don’t know the word “punch”.
Punch myself to death
I don’t know the word “punch”.
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punch invisible force
enter gate
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Yell at spirits
Call spirits
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quit
y
exit
y
reboot
y
c:\xist
whereami
load game
save slot “loophole discovered”
y
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I think this has gotten serious! Down the rabbit hole!
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