Where am I?

maybe we can also try giving the sword to the troll, lol

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Give the troll the manual; while he is reading kill him with the sword.

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I don’t think that’s a good idea… I think we should bait the troll out to the sunlight, it might be weaker that way. The troll started the fight after you gave it the garlic, so I think it does not have an increased affection for you if you give him things.

Lol, that’s a different idea…

On the other hand,
How do we get the egg back? I thought that it was probably going to be needed at some point. Maybe distract the troll with the egg, and swing at it when it is dazzled by the egg…

(Oops, there I go, thinking about how to kill the troll now… lol)

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trolls cant read; everybody knows that (we’ll try it for sure though)

that egg is probably in the troll’s rectum

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west
East of Chasm

north
Cellar
Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.

throw sword at troll
You can’t see any troll here!

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Congratulations!

You are the privileged owner of A SHAMELESSLY STOLEN TEXT ADVENTURE I: The Wondrous Subterranean Realm, a self-contained and self-maintaining universe. If used and maintained in accordance with normal operating practices for small universes, A SHAMELESSLY STOLEN TEXT ADVENTURE will provide many months of trouble-free operation.

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look around

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Cellar
You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.

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north
give garlic to troll
give manual to troll
give glass bottle to troll

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north
The Troll Room
A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all passages out of the room.
Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.

give garlic to troll
The troll, who is not overly proud, graciously accepts the gift and not having the most discriminating tastes, gleefully eats it.
The troll’s axe barely misses your ear.

give manual to troll
The troll, who is not overly proud, graciously accepts the gift and not having the most discriminating tastes, gleefully eats it.
The troll swings his axe, but it misses.

give glass bottle to troll
The troll, who is not overly proud, graciously accepts the gift and not having the most discriminating tastes, gleefully eats it.
The axe crashes against the rock, throwing sparks!

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aha
give knife to troll (let’s see him eat it)

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give knife to troll
The troll, who is not overly proud, graciously accepts the gift and eats it hungrily. Poor troll, he dies from an internal hemorrhage and his carcass disappears in a sinister black fog.
Your sword is no longer glowing.

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WOOOHOOOOOOO
take axe
look around

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take axe
You can’t see any axe here!

look around
The Troll Room
This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the walls.

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save
east
look around

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SAVE
Overwrite harith.sav y/n
y
Ok.

east
East-West Passage

look around
East-West Passage
This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down at the north end of the room.

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down
look around

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down
Chasm

look around
A chasm runs southwest to northeast and the path follows it. You are on the south side of the chasm, where a crack opens into a passage.

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enter passage
look around

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enter passage
You hit your head against the way as you attempt this feat.

look around
Chasm
A chasm runs southwest to northeast and the path follows it. You are on the south side of the chasm, where a crack opens into a passage.

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