Where am I?

now we better find an m16 here

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Top Ten Anime Betrayals:

  • The Garlic (All the places)
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RESTORE
Ok.

west
Living Room

open trap door
The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.

down
The trap door crashes shut, and you hear someone barring it.

Cellar
Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.

south
East of Chasm
Your sword is no longer glowing.

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look around
(u can glow all u want sword, u have failed me over and over and over [maybe the sword should just fly off and go kill that troll by itself if it’s so enthousiastic])

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look around
East of Chasm
You are on the east edge of a chasm, the bottom of which cannot be seen. A narrow passage goes north, and the path you are on continues to the east.

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east

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east
Gallery

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look around

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look around
Gallery
This is an art gallery. Most of the paintings have been stolen by vandals with exceptional taste. The vandals left through either the north or west exits.

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north
look around

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north
Studio
This appears to have been an artist’s studio. The walls and floors are splattered with paints of 69 different colors. Strangely enough, nothing of value is hanging here. At the south end of the room is an open door (also covered with paint). A dark and narrow chimney leads up from a fireplace; although you might be able to get up it, it seems unlikely you could get back down.
Loosely attached to a wall is a small piece of paper.

look around
Studio
This appears to have been an artist’s studio. The walls and floors are splattered with paints of 69 different colors. Strangely enough, nothing of value is hanging here. At the south end of the room is an open door (also covered with paint). A dark and narrow chimney leads up from a fireplace; although you might be able to get up it, it seems unlikely you could get back down.
Loosely attached to a wall is a small piece of paper.

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read paper

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read paper
(Taken)

Congratulations!

You are the privileged owner of A SHAMELESSLY STOLEN TEXT ADVENTURE I: The Wondrous Subterranean Realm, a self-contained and self-maintaining universe. If used and maintained in accordance with normal operating practices for small universes, A SHAMELESSLY STOLEN TEXT ADVENTURE will provide many months of trouble-free operation.

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up (chimney)

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up
You can’t get up there with what you’re carrying.

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look up chimney
south
save
inventory

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look up chimney
Studio
This appears to have been an artist’s studio. The walls and floors are splattered with paints of 69 different colors. Strangely enough, nothing of value is hanging here. At the south end of the room is an open door (also covered with paint). A dark and narrow chimney leads up from a fireplace; although you might be able to get up it, it seems unlikely you could get back down.

south
Gallery

SAVE
Overwrite harith.sav y/n
y
Ok.

inventory
You are carrying:
A manual
A brass lantern (providing light)
A sword
A clove of garlic
A nasty knife
A glass bottle
The glass bottle contains:
A quantity of water
A leaflet
A rope

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west
north
throw sword at troll

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Instead of sending the flying sword there, I feel like there’s got to be something in between.

@xist:
Read Manual

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the manual is what we just picked up

You are the privileged owner of A SHAMELESSLY STOLEN TEXT ADVENTURE I: The Wondrous Subterranean Realm, a self-contained and self-maintaining universe. If used and maintained in accordance with normal operating practices for small universes, A SHAMELESSLY STOLEN TEXT ADVENTURE will provide many months of trouble-free operation.

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