WHO IS BUYING THESE?!?!?
I’ll tell you who, a secret society of underground moles and maybe gnomes who will soon rise up and strike, the day? once they’ve run our supplies dry obviously, and their stockades are full…
Chaos will reign.
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I have no idea… 
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I don’t know if it’s the end of the world, but I do know the air in the coin shop is finally starting to smell fresher. 87% fresher to be exact. Breathe deep, my friends. Spring is in the air.
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everyone knows the end of the world smells like hospitals, the cleaner the smell, the more deadly the aftermath.
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abort! ABORT!! we’ve been found out, our plan is blown! Run for it, -to the caves and holes!, every gnome for himself!!! 
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I knew it
AND you bought Garfield kart, the next mockery game we mock but will secretly be used to kill us all.
so, next post will be titled proposed napalming of every known gnome gnole
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