Spring Cleaning: Revisiting old purchases

Steam nicely reminded me that I wasted money on Dungeonland, which I would be almost thoroughly convinced is Paradox’s single worst game on Steam if not for Gettysburg: Armored Warfare. I had to actually open it again… disgusting.

That said, I’ve been downloading a ton of games I’ve already played a good deal of in the past, and I may actually play Mars: War Logs once more… partially to review the game now that I actually want to get more involved with a YouTube channel, but also to see how well the story actually branches. I know that The Technomancer really falls on its face compared to its predecessor when it comes to branching paths, so I’m a little interested in seeing just how far the game will go in breaking sequences and changing events.

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My first Steam purchase was Terraria. I was in a Minecraft kick at the time and I didn’t even know Steam existed until it was required to download Terraria. When I finally got the money to buy it, I was pleasantly surprised when it was 50%! That’s how I was introduced to the glory of Gaben :grin:

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I do enjoy it. It’s not my favorite (that’s Final Fantasy VIII), but Tidus is one of my very favorite video game characters. I know a lot of people find him annoying, but he’s got that go-on attitude, very red ranger like. Everyone around him is so resigned and hopeless, but he’s not from that world, so he’s a ray of hope and keeps everyone’s spirits up.

I think the game is a bit too easy and simple, but that’s understandable being the first FF on a new console, trying to expand its audience. It’s got one of the best stories. Made me cry.

Rides ze shoopuff??

I’m still super hyped to play that! It’s one of my favorite games even though I haven’t finished it yet, but, then again, I’m great at starting many games at once and finishing almost none of them. That’s ADHD for you. I do the same with books. So many books almost finished but not quite. Some of my favorite books I haven’t finished yet.

Chroma Squad is in a bundle on Fanatical for $1.99 by the way.

I’m alive and I’ve never even seen it.

I recommend Mass Effect. It’s a shooter but also like a movie. I’ve been through that game a half-dozen times. Mass Effect 2 is even better. That’s one of my favorite games I’ve never finished. (so no spoilers!)

I’m this way with books. I have over a hundred, and I’m still resisting the kindle. I’m glad that I can’t misplace or damage my games anymore, though.

I only played the first one, but (surprise) I never finished it. I used to start it up just to swordfight. I’m much too impatient to sneak around.

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Mine was the venerable original Half-Life collection - the one that came with HL, Counter-Strike, Ricochet, and Team Fortress. My Steam account is 14 years old. :slight_smile:

Yes, but none that it has suggested to me. So far, I’ve booted up Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, Loom, Titan Quest (and its darned unskippable intro movie), Warframe, and Karateka (the 3D remake). I’d rather be playing one of the Warhammer RTS games if I had the time to burn, all things being equal. Some others it has suggested I sink some time into include Warmachine: Tactics,
Witcher/Witcher 2, Chroma Squad, and Vanquish & Bayonetta. As you can see, RPGs, Tactics games, and character action games are my jam. I’m sure it’d be suggesting I put time into the Assassin’s Creed series if I hadn’t put a hojillion hours into the lot of them.

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I had real easy suggestions today, all of which I had already installed. Tyranny, Minimetro and Dead in Bermuda. So that was nice of them.

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Mine was this one (looks like I gave up on it pretty quick)

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@randanicole I second the opinion that Counter-Strike is a horrible place to start playing shooters. It’s a place where you’ll get torn to shreds without a chance and laughed at constantly. We’re not talking about “getting rekt by your brother in Halo 2 or 007 Nightfire because you’re using the Madcatz controller.” We’re talking getting sniped across the map through a wall by someone who knows 100% of the map and proceeding to be called every single Russia-phobic and racial slur you know, and then some new ones. So, uh… no. Start off slow.

That said, I wouldn’t recommend Mass Effect. Even as somebody who mainly plays shooters, the original game (which is amazing, by the way) has some really odd difficulty spikes on pretty much every planet. There are few things as frustrating as getting one-hit or stunlocked to death 22 times and watching the same unskippable dialogue tree and cutscenes up to 40 times before getting through the section. It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been a little contrarian about Mass Effect though, especially when it comes to my hatred of ME2 (dare I say, here-say) and my actually high regards for ME3 (…).

I’d actually check out some of the games that really aim for a more cinematic feel.
On that note:

No QuanticDream. No David Cage. You’ll be better for it. If you really want to hear my reasons, it’s not something I can explain, simply because I hate even talking about his games.

but i'll still try!

It makes me feel… gross. The way he bluntly throws in sex scenes, r-word scenes, shower scenes, and similar shock-value moments at the most awkward moments… his obsession with robot aliens and supernatural BS that makes no sense… his awkward pacing that goes from weird and boring training montages to supernatural slapfights in minutes… his games are burning clusterf***s, with the only improvement being that their so-bad-it’s-good value is diminishing with every entry. That doesn’t make the writing better, and doesn’t make the games enjoyable… they’re still bad. It just means that you don’t get the weird satisfaction of watching the story self-destruct into a weird meta-world of hobos forming an underground resistance to fend off Mayan cultists that worship ancient aliens as your main character comes back from the dead due to Area 51 radiation and still gets a creepy romance scene out of it, with of course no context or even buildup. Casual sex with a zombie, mkay. Won’t judge… oh, yeah, I’m completely judging. Cage is a creep.
… actually, is that a good thing?

Telltale got away with making a point-and-click without puzzles for a while because even if choices were fake all along, even if the gameplay was placeholder at best and absent at worst, it didn’t matter because people stuck around for the storyline. There’s a reason people still care about The Wolf Among Us, while critics fell for the art-school nonsense of Heavy Rain for maybe a few weeks before falling into “well, his last one was a bit rough” to hype up whatever garbage ideas he had to throw at the wall next.

He’s a real piece of work, and it’s a shame considering there’s clearly a lot of talent behind each new entry in the Sadness Quintology.

Bah, no more sadness. No more! I’m losing my mind just thinking about it.

If you’re looking for an easy game that tells a great story, the first few that come to mind are easily Remedy’s Quantum Break and Alan Wake (unfortunately AW is unavailable due to licensing issues, so keep your eye out for when it returns). If you have a PS4, skip David Cage’s trash and play the Uncharted Nathan Drake collection. If you have a PS3, see if you can get the original Uncharted releases, even if they’re a bit clunky at this point.

If you really want physical games, Amazon is your friend. I’ve got The Division, Overwatch, and Bulletstorm all staring me in the face, all sitting there as reminders that I should be wiser about spending money.

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This was my very first Steam purchase…

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:rofl: :joy:

Good thing they differentiate purchases and games…

This was my first game on Steam:

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Mine was Volume. Interesting little puzzle/stealth game.

I played some Willy-Nilly Knight, and Shadow Warrior Classic Redux this weekend.

Lo Wang toilet humor is still pretty decent.

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but bulletstorm good… :thinking: ? :man_shrugging: (can’t speak for the other two there tho)
srs, i found it to be very enjoyable, even with the pc port limitations

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my first purchase as weird as it may sound was actually Move or Die

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Mine was Portal 2, i cant regret it

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Man everyone has such awesome classic games as their first purchase.

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@Gnuffi I bought Bulletstorm out of spite when Gearbox pulled the original release from Steam and demanded $50 for it. I bought two copies of the GFWL Limited Edition for $15 and honestly, I didn’t have a great time. It looks beautiful even today, its PC port isn’t the worst thing ever (I did decrypt the INI and disable FPS smoothing by force for 144 FPS though), and… well, the praise kind of ends there.

The co-op horde mode was garbage and I found the singleplayer to be largely forgettable. Unlike Crackdown, or as it was commonly referred to, “The Halo 3 beta disc,” I can kind of see why this game was seen as little more than “the Gears of War 3 beta disc.” Maybe it’s because I played Vanquish just before this game, but I found its gunplay to be only serviceable, I found the two weapon limit and constant ammo starvation infuriating (and even counter-productive, you can’t actually have fun and do stupid things if only the basic assault rifle will ever be loaded), and the level design was mediocre.

While I liked the actors, the writing was just terrible-- I know it was supposed to be partially ironic, but it really is just a terrible script that’s given some hope by great acting. Where have I heard that one before…

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Ugh. Forget I said anything. I do like the ideas of Bulletstorm, but they aren’t done well. I’d recommend Vanquish easily above this-- it got a fantastic $20 PC port with deferred lighting and no LoD scaling, plus proper texture filtering and everything else it needed to look like a modern game. It has similar concepts but with way more polish, ridiculous boss battles, and, wouldn’t ya know it-- it ALSO has Steve Blum as a main character!
SpacetasticSteveBlum
But yeah, I really didn’t enjoy the game at all even at that price, and I absolutely wouldn’t recommend the marginally improved $50 Gearbox port. Screw that! It’s not like they even fixed the DRM that plagues the game-- they swapped GFWL for something even WORSE, Denuvo Anti-Tamper. Why the hell do you deserve $50?

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@hivefleetbothan Not all of us. TotalBiscuit did this one to me, but I forgave him long ago:

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even if we might not agree on everything, -can definitely agree on that :smile:
i was baffled by the asking price and, by appearance, minimal “upgrade” offered. Happy with GFWL version, think i’ll keep that and happy i had bought it way back before the old one got removed, doubt i’ll bother with the “new” unless it gets bundled or something, just feel sry for the folks that got their hands forced on the raised price
Vanquish remains on my wishlist still, so i could not compare them (tho also appear vastly different tho)
i think bulletstorm was just so nice a palate cleanser from all the cod, battlefield regular/“mundane” shooters for me i was in at the time, where borderlands was the “main” fresh thing for me,
so i enjoyed the cliche camp story and everything
(not like it’s the first time we’ve had a weapon limit, and likely not the last),
but decent gun handling and wonderful environmental interaction/combo gimmick imo -provided me with a fair bunch of laughs and satisfaction along the way (“controllable bullets” was a pretty fun part, thumper thingy, etc) :smile:

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awh, I was really hoping my first game would be something amazing, a turning point, a reason to ditch console and move to PC, I thought it was a big bundle actually, but as a matter of fact it was…

unturned

yay… xD

@hivefleetbothan can rejoice for my game is the worst xD

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I love the game’s use of Mighty-Foot, but for the game that was advertised with on-the-nose CoD parody “Duty Calls,” it felt way too close to any other shooter for me. I still used the Assault Rifle for most of the game, still ended up taking cover because I would get mowed down for mighty-footing forward, my secondary was almost always out of ammo (meaning AR only), buying Charge Shots meant no power weapons (so I just never had both, basically), and so on… so many tiny flaws that destroyed an otherwise solid game for me. it absolutely needed a remaster version… just not the one it got.

Meanwhile, just a few weeks before, I was playing Vanquish… the game about lobbing grenades across the map, kickflipping shotguns, and gliding around with rocket feet.

Oh, and this happens in the first hour:

So… yeah. That’s a recommendation for Vanquish. Maybe I just need to give Bulletstorm a fair chance without that context. I never even got all the way to the end, since I threw in the towel after a bug with the AI kept the wait-for-me door from ever opening. So… maybe I should give it another go.

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the only reason i haven’t gotten vanquish yet, is my (unplayed) library size + being a cheap bastard, too much for my own good at times :blush: -completely regretted not buying it when it had that really low sale or the bayonetta combo…

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Understandable. Just wanted to make sure it doesn’t fall off your radar entirely.

I’m kind of the same way now. I spent forever waiting for BioMutant, Darksiders, and Psychonauts… now I’ve got Sea of Thieves and State of Decay 2 working and want to do nothing else. That’s not even getting into Steam backcatalogues. Bundles just ruin everything, don’t they?

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