it was a pun…
I know I know, I suck at them. I’ll leave now 
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bad puns are the best kind
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bad puns are the only kind
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that was a good one, mario cart, more of a cryptic riddle than an oblique game description, but I really don’t care, I gave one in a poetic format, as long as it works.
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If I haven’t played this game it sounds like I need to.
regardless of how hard it is it looks good 
after a small google
THAT’S WHAT AMNESIC MEANS?!
I have NOT been pronouncing that word right then xD I’d been doing it like amnesty.
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Shadow Warrior!
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WHOA
he wasn’t bald at the beginning.
I call shenanigans…
yes I have played it but only when HB were giving it away for nothing xD
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Just one of my favourite games and I was thinking about trying to describe it myself the other day. : )
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lemme say the story never gripped me xD
I literally just remembered who the masked guy you’re on about was xD I do not remember his name xD
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He shaves his head when you reach his secret lair.
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there’s a scene where he shaves his head 
no worries, I just prefered him with hair, so I remembered that wang more xD my fault really.
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I see, you like a hairy wang, huh?
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is there a better kind? 
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the shave scene xD
if you could see my hair you’d know why I prefer it long xD I prefer EVERYONE long haired :3 except girls… pixie cut is cute as fuck xD
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well there you have it
I think I remember the guns more xD
and I forgot about the other boss entirely.
I could only remember that kingpin looking fellow, and every HIT ME HERE giant boss. xD
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It’s probably going to take a little while, if anyone have something prepared feel free to cut in line.
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I could, but it’s 2:10AM I can wait 'til after the designated REM sleep.
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So this one is a little more obscure this time around and fairly old. But lets see if you can guess this game:
Inherited debt inspires you towards entrepreneurship at the behest of your debtors. In order to keep ahead of the steeply climbing repayment schedule you will have to sharpen your business senses to their utter limits, manage your time wisely, make mercenary friends and make sure you don’t attract too many little girls.
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that sounds like if harvest moon had a north korean DMZ edition, I will have to go to sleep hoping someone else answers that, for I am a millennial.
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I am convinced that I know this…tears of joy.
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