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My Late Birthday Giveaway(closed)

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#1

All winners have been chosen, I am slowly rolling out the PMs now. I do mean slowly, it may take me a day or two to get to everyone :stuck_out_tongue:. So, please be patient. :purple_heart:

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I’m going to keep up the tradition of giving gifts “on” my birthday. Ok, I know that my birthday was on the 5th, but I’m only a day late. The giveaway starts now and will end around the time the deal changes on June 12th, 2019. DiscoBot will determine the winners.

Rules are simple:

  1. List the games that you would like to enter for in the order of preference.
  2. I want a pun, can be any kind of pun, don’t care as long as it’s punny.
    • Be creative or steal it from the internet somewhere.
  3. Your account should have been made on or before June 1st, 2019 and have at least 4 badges
    • (though if it was made after or you have less badges the quality of your pun determines your entrance)
  4. If you win, please respond to the PM within 24hrs, otherwise a new winner will be chosen.
  5. Please check for yourself if a game is region locked for you; an easy place to do so is: https://steamlocked.com/
    • For reference, I am in the United States and most of these games were bought through Humble or Fanatical.

List of Games:
ETHEREAL
Wizard of Legend
Sundered
Regions of Ruin
Q.U.B.E. 2
Project CARS 2
>observer_
Just Cause 3 XXL Edition
Darkside Detective
Yakuza 0
Tom Clancy’s The Division™ <–link is for steam, but game is on Uplay
Tom Clancy’s The Division™ - Survival DLC <–link is for steam, but game is on Uplay
Super Daryl Deluxe
Sniper Elite 3
Rock of Ages 2: Bigger & Boulder™
Rapture Rejects + Humble Exclusive “Safari Outfit” DLC
Full Metal Furies
Bleed 2
Aaero
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 - Collector’s Edition
Tower Unite
Slipstream
Paradigm
Fight’N Rage
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1 The Shadow of New Despair + All DLCs
Tannenberg
Steel Rats
She Remembered Caterpillars
Northgard
Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden
MINIT
Dandara
Absolver
Wandersong
Monster Prom
The Journey Down: Chapter Three
I’m not a Monster
Finding Paradise
Do Not Feed the Monkeys
Assassin’s Creed® Origins <–link is for steam, but game is on Uplay
Labyronia RPG 2
Gladiator Trainer
Cultures 8th Wonder of the World
Valnir Rok Survival RPG
Out There Somewhere
PARTICLE MACE
Craft Keep VR
Resort Boss: Golf

As a side-note: :stuck_out_tongue: I almost gave up on linking the games half-way through. So much copy-paste.


#2

In sloth time you are even too early for your birthday! I hope you had a wonderful birthday yesterday :slight_smile: Cheers.

I would like to try my luck with :

  1. Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden
  2. Tannenberg
  3. observer_
  4. Wizard of Legend
  5. Rock of Ages 2: Bigger & Boulder™
  6. Sniper Elite 3
  7. Slipstream
  8. Warhammer: Vermintide 2 - Collector’s Edition

Thanksies!


#3

:clap:

Cheers for another wonderful giveaway!

Good luck to those who enter!

My wife’s favorite punny joke:

Q. What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

The Answer

A. It got pissed off.


#4

well then, that made me immediately come up with the following: what happened to the fly who took hostages?

the answer

It got swatted


#5

Happy belated birthday, I hope you had a great day.
This is a very generous giveaway, I’ll be sure to enter it a little later when I have the time for it.


#6

Happy birthday! Good thing you live on Earth since in heaven all you get for your birthday is angel food cake!

  1. Warhammer: Vermintide 2 - Collector’s Edition
  2. Northgard
  3. Tower Unite

Thanks again!


#7

Happy birthday and thanks for linking games! :cake:

My husband told me he was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”

  1. Warhammer: Vermintide 2 - Collector’s Edition
  2. EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1 The Shadow of New Despair
  3. Project CARS 2
  4. observer_
  5. Northgard
  6. Wizard of Legend
  7. Yakuza 0

#8

Hello everyone. there once was a lady from Nantucket-…well lets just Fforget about it……
I like the SillyGames….Yes.


#9

Thank you kindly for hosting this tremendous giveaway :pray:

I’d like to enter for:

  1. Darkside Detective
  2. Project Cars 2

Here’s a few :koala: :tea: puns

  • I cannot understand odourless things. They don’t make scents!
  • Sadly for undertakers, they work in a dying industry.
  • They’re finally making a movie about clocks. It’s about time!

I highly recommend Super Daryl Deluxe to anyone that hasn’t played it.

:bowing_woman: :bowing_man:


#10

Happy birthday and thanks for the giveaway.

I would like to enter for Wizard of Legend.

This job isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.
Scarecrow


#11

Happy belated birthday @Elocin30 and thank you for doing this for us :cake:

I’d like to be in for these:

  1. Yakuza 0
  2. Assassin’s Creed Origins
  3. Northgard
  4. Craft Keep VR
  5. Resort Boss: Golf

And you know, I would tell you a joke about being out a job, but it wouldn’t work. But I will tell you the one about the pony that couldn’t talk, since he was a little horse. :wink:


#12

Since I love one-liner comedians, here’s one I remember:

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger … and then it hit me.

  1. Yakuza 0
  2. Just Cause 3
  3. observer_
  4. Aaero
  5. Q.U.B.E
  6. Regions of Ruin
  7. Darkside Detective

Cheers and as it’s a special post celebration:

llama-birthday-meme


#13

Happy belated birthday, and thanks for the giveaway.
I’d like to enter for:

  1. Wizard of Legend
  2. Wandersong
  3. Minit
  4. ETHEREAL
  5. Paradigm

I’m not the best at puns, so here’s one of my brother’s:

A group of criminals broke into a warehouse and stole a single stick of glue. How did they manage to get in?

Answer

They went intruder window.


#14

Happy birthday! I like birthdays, but be careful, i think too many can kill you. Anyways i tried to give your teddy bear a slice of the birthday cake but he rejected it saying he was stuffed.

Thank you for hosting this giveaway! :slight_smile:

I’d like to enter for:

  • Yakuza 0
  • Project Cars 2
  • Assassins Creed Origins
  • Just Cause 3
  • Rock of Ages 2

#15

Project cars 2
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 - Collector’s edition

Happy birthday, I chose project cars because I like racing, but I guess nobody cars about that.

It’s hard to think of puns when you’re put on the spot, hopefully I’m in pole position for this giveaway.

This is cringe, but thank you for the giveaway >.<

EDIT: I found this :smiley:


#16

Saw that one and the cars are so gorgeous. I suck at driving though, so nope. Good luck to ye.


#17

Wow so many game choices! As for the pun. I was chatting with a teacher recently and this is what came up. Also happy belated birthday. Hope you had a good one.

Teacher: How are things going
Me: Amazing as always
Teacher: Staying out of trouble?
Me: Yup
Teacher: Courses going well?
Me: Of “Course” no pun intended
Both: Laugh

I don’t know if you’d count that but it was a great moment that I felt the need to share. If it’s not acceptable I can find another or think of one in know time.

As for the games:

  1. Project Cars 2
  2. Just Cause 3
  3. Northgard
  4. Tannenberg
  5. Assassins Creed Origins

#18

Happy belated birthday! That’s a lot of very good games you are giving away. Calling it “generous” is quite the understatement and I’m sure you’ll make a bunch of people very happy. Hope that happiness will come back to you in one form or the other!

Normally I won’t enter giveaways because my backlog is way too big anyway, but I had my eye on Vermintide for a while so I’ll make an exception.
so just for the record:

  1. Warhammer: Vermintide 2

Since I can’t think of a pun from the top of my head, I asked my assistant…

What's a great film to watch while eating dips?

Pita Pan

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pu[n]pkin pi (pun-ception)

thanks again and good luck to the others :slight_smile:


#19

First of all happy birthday, just one year closer to the eternal darkness and void!! :joy:

I consider myself an amateur scientist, I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz sight.

As for the gamey games.

1 Wizard of Legend
2 Sniper Elite 3
3 She Remembered Caterpillars
4 Minit
5 Do not Feed the Monkeys

Thanks for the giveaway :raised_hands:


#20

So, did you do anything nice on your birthday? I hope so! :tada:

Great idea about the puns, I’m having some laughs with the thread. This short and fun video I just posted in another thread has an eggcellent pun (and no, it’s not about the chicken crossing the road!):

Guess I’ll partake in this one! So many fun games. And since I just finished writing an important thesis project – which means I’ll have much more free time soon – I’ll enter!

  1. Yakuza 0

Good luck to everyone entering and I’m happy about those who’ll get to experience MINIT for the first time! Really awesome game. Monster Prom is also loads of fun. Oh, and I almost forgot! She Remember Caterpillars is a very unique puzzle game. I was obsessed when I played! :+1: