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Make Me laugh (closed)



I have a Key for Lara Croft And The Guardian Of Light to give away.
I thought it would be fun to see what jokes, stories, pictures and memes people have.
So post a funny something and through the power of science, AI and machine learning I will choose the funniest, I will then PM that person the key.

Update 1

So far @matia the pirate and @YQMaoski with the flying fruit has made me chuckle the most!

Update 2

Well maybe next time I will have to offer a better game?!

So through the power of machine learning, witch craft and laughter I have chosen @YQMaoski and the flying fruit as the winner.
Congratulations and enjoy!


Well, I’ll enter. :smile: This here is so me:


Allow me to flex my epic meme stealing prowess.


This is the theoretical best joke in the world and guaranteed to make someone laugh.

A man calls the emergency hotline.
The operator asks, "What is your emergency?"
The man replies, “I think my friend died!”.
Operator: "Ok, first you have to make sure he is dead."
The man agrees and puts the phone down.
The man picks up the phone. “Ok. Now what?”



Don’t count this as the entry OK, this is just a reaction on how there are a lack of contestants so far nor is it to dunk on people’s sense of humour. It’s not a way for me to cheat OK?


A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants
The bartender looks at him and asks, “Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?”

Pirate looks at him and says, “Argh it’s driving me nuts”


Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9


Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.