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Make Me laugh (closed)

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#1

I have a Key for Lara Croft And The Guardian Of Light to give away.
I thought it would be fun to see what jokes, stories, pictures and memes people have.
So post a funny something and through the power of science, AI and machine learning I will choose the funniest, I will then PM that person the key.

Update 1

So far @matia the pirate and @YQMaoski with the flying fruit has made me chuckle the most!

Update 2

Well maybe next time I will have to offer a better game?!

So through the power of machine learning, witch craft and laughter I have chosen @YQMaoski and the flying fruit as the winner.
Congratulations and enjoy!


#2

Well, I’ll enter. :smile: This here is so me:


#3

Allow me to flex my epic meme stealing prowess.
076


#4

This is the theoretical best joke in the world and guaranteed to make someone laugh.

A man calls the emergency hotline.
The operator asks, "What is your emergency?"
The man replies, “I think my friend died!”.
Operator: "Ok, first you have to make sure he is dead."
The man agrees and puts the phone down.
Gunshot
The man picks up the phone. “Ok. Now what?”

Heh.


#5

Don’t count this as the entry OK, this is just a reaction on how there are a lack of contestants so far nor is it to dunk on people’s sense of humour. It’s not a way for me to cheat OK?


#6

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants
The bartender looks at him and asks, “Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?”

Pirate looks at him and says, “Argh it’s driving me nuts”


#7

Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9


#8

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.