Crazy News Stories

wonder if inability to source enough silicon could be related to e-waste, and putting microchips in everything, so suddenly you can’t get enough when each year you need 1 billion chips more than the last, because now peas come with microchips, but silicon, like everything on earth, is a finite resource :thinking:

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Whenever I see an appliance with all those “smart” functions, I always wonder why would I ever need that? It’s like adding ketchup on pizza…


That hairstyle is slick tho:D

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not rly crazy, but pretty funny

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- How much for that car?
- 3 bitcoins
- I take it!
- Great, that’ll be 90 bitcoins
- What!? you said 3
- That was five seconds ago
- Alright… transferred
- Thank you sir, here are the keys to our car lot
- Wha…
- and our company

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I can’t believe some people think this is crazy. I approve of shadow campaigns. Please save our elections.

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Update on the Gorilla Glue lady:

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I only read the first couple paragraphs of the story, to just before they go in depth (so the introduction if you will) and something tells me that that isn’t the right takeaway

I’ll read it more fully later today when I have time.

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i mean, i’m just confused, so i lack a bit of sympathy for the situation… but how the heck; do you mistake hair spray for industrial strength glue !?! @_@ :confounded:

i may be a bit archaic or barbaric, but some IT crimes i wouldn’t mind having the death penalty :unamused:

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So I read the entire thing. and I do have to say I disagree.

It definitely reads as liberal biased. However, I do not see how this was to interfere and manipulate the election.

Since I’m missing it, could you explain how you came to that conclusion and what parts of the article led you to that conclusion?

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I’m not your ‘typical woman’ so I don’t use all the things women use to beautify themselves.

I use perfume, deodorant, try to keep in shape (round is a shape - right :rofl: :joy:) keep myself clean, and do my best to talk intelligently and with respect to whomever I’m talking to.

Just never saw the point since MOST men don’t do it for women & have always wondered what men think when they wake up next to someone who had on all the make-up, falsies, girdles, push-up bras, buttock lifters & separators and other things and they are no longer wearing them. I always imagined they’d be like this & a few of my close male friends have told me things about the early morning or next morning wake-ups that would make your toenails curl up and fall off:

Man terror

I have to be honest, to me it is false advertising and I don’t believe in it. But I know I am in the minority and I’m fine with that.

I’ve seen and read a lot of comments and news stories about this woman. How she went to the ER and was told if she stayed in the ER for 3 hours they could help her but she refused. I have no way of knowing if this is true or if the Nurse who was making the comment was a real Nurse or if she borrowed or bought a scrub top which anyone can do to make the comment.

What I would like to know is WHY was Gorilla Glue mixed in with her ‘beauty products’ in the first place?

I would also like to see a picture of her beauty products to see if her hair care products are the same color as the much maligned Gorilla Glue.

Something in this story just doesn’t add up to me. I can’t remember how old this woman is but if she has normal vision without wearing glasses or contacts, surely she could have seen what she was picking up prior to using it.

If she lives with someone, perhaps they should ask that person if they substituted her regular spray with the Gorilla Glue as a joke? Or after an argument?

I was sent this link by a friend:

Lawsuit by Gorilla Glue Girl Will it Stick?

It just made the entire thing more suspicious to me.

As always your opinion may vary and I respect that.

Life has taught me to always have:

I have never looked at a partner as a potential money maker to take care of me or asked anything other than they be honest, semi-intelligent, give respect to me and my needs, time, and priorities, not cheat on me and not abuse me. At this point in my life I am convinced that any man who fits this description is either married, dead or gay.

So I have given up and resigned myself to be alone until I die. Can’t take another broken :broken_heart:

I sincerely hope that there is no one else who has experienced life as I have.

Never Too Old for a Hug

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suing someone for your own obvious and deliberate idiocy… dare i say “only in america” :pensive:

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Well Yes you certainty should say “Only in America”.

A person who has frivolously used the US Court system to their benefit for decades is surely going to reap the benefits of another ludicrous hearing happening right now in our nation’s Capitol and live to hasten death upon the innocent yet again, while he grins stupidly and inanely at a TV screen far removed and in complete safety.

But never fear, one ear will be listening intently for the cha-ching of the donations being sought to restore him to power. Estimates range from 5 million to 50 billion has been stolen from his base using this tactic but not one cent has been spent to pay his lawyers or to file any more lawsuits.

Thus far we have 7 dead and I fear on Mar 4 which said person is telling his base is his true inauguration
date and they should plan to gather in DC to witness and celebrate we will have many more. He is urging them to bring their long guns, knives and other means of defense so the real election results will be shown to the world.

Only in America indeed.

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No disagreement here comrade.

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What do you find concerning? What would you consider illegal or unacceptable? I read the article, and I’m not seeing what you have found. It would help me understand it better if you could provide what you’re finding troublesome and where it’s located so I can go back and reread it.

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I approve of all activities by the party.

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the irony here is that rather than just ignoring her, which would be appropriate - it is only appropriate to ignore dumb shit and leave it for what it is, just dumb shit and nonsense - or just call her out on her saying dumb shit, like ppl used to do, the fact that they fire her for this and that her agency leaves her over this kinda validates what she’s saying…

don’t get me wrong, I 100% disagree with the dumb shit she’s saying, but getting fired and (figuratively speaking) blacklisted just for stating your opinion (I’m not saying you shouldn’t get fired if u tell your boss your opinion about them in their face :joy:, for example; ofc u can get fired for “stating your opinion”) on society or politics definitely IS a form of persecution. And Nazi Germany did initially start persecuting ppl in many ways that did not include concentration camps.

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