I don’t know why everyone’s ragging on boobs here for. They’re great!
I for one think you can have a good story and abundant nudity without either devaluing the other. Some one should make an utterly serious HBO series where everone’s just nude for no reason all the time and it’s never even remarked upon, that’d be amazing.
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that’d be like a sociological experiment/comedy.
Yeah, it’s for H2S 
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lmao just eliminated myself i guess? hahaha anyways, boobies aside GoT is great, i do get erections but im sure with the intense gore and violence, those erotic feelings will vanish into thin air soon enough
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For How to Survive 2: (and thanks for the giveaway opportunity) 
since boobs were mentioned so much, I tried something. Stupid, I know 
Unyielding
Nudity as the
Dead
Eat
All but the
Dead
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yeah actually why don’t the dead eat the dead? its all fresh and ready for them just walking meat bags.
do they see it as cannibalism?
do they see?
remember on land(?) of the dead when they went with that irish bloke to this island and his daughter was riding around on a horse and she was trying to make zombies eat something different and were at war because of it? that is an AWESOME film if no ones seen it,
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and no you haven’t necessarily knocked yourself out xD opinions are irrelevant in competition situations.
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Zombies
On the prowl,
Moving ceaselessly in search of
Brains they howl.
I struggle in this harsh
Environment just to
Survive.
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right so, we have wieners.
we only had one entrant for simpleplanes, so @Fraggles wins that by a landslide, a wiener is you!
aaaand only one entrant for OOTP baseball too! so @Elocin30 is also a wiener!
now the next two games got a little more poopular, you all made a good effort and made lovely poetry to stain the chrono community forever :’) you make me so proud. but as a famous man once said, “there can only be one”.
so H2Stwo… its taken me 7 minutes just to decide this winner but @timyttv ! you are the wiener! I think yours was also technically the best poem here too, the structure just flows off the tongue nicely (yeah, I’ve spent this time saying all these out loud like I’m Shakespeare over 'ere) so very well done! you should consider slam poetry :3
and now the big event…
insert drumroll here
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ahem…
the final moment…
the build of suspense…
the roar of the crowd…
emancipating…
axiomatic…
charlie sheen…
@Sl0ne3 YOU ARE THE WINNER
also the winner of second best poem on here, I think the format works better with verses. but one over the other does not change the result! its the context that matters, because I made this into a comedy contest not a poetry contest… if such a thing exists…
I LIED THERE ARE SPOOKS.
so all you sexy folk who have their names EMBROIDED upon my comments here, message me to receive your prize, thank you everybody for entering! its you guys participating that make me want to come here and give away my keys, I used to put them on twitter, TWITTER. no one goes on my twitter, so you could probably still go on there and get them, I have no clue what they are. xD happy hunting xD
I am going out now, so wieners just wait for the reply, one has already got his so you’ll get your dues 
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also I like boobs guys.
just not while I’m trying to watch draegons and shit.
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How about dragons WITH boobs?
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my eyes will never recover.
do you know guys know @gamingandpandas on twitter?
he’s constantly uploading bowser porn.
wanna see?
…
was about to post it then I remembered this isn’t twitter.
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Thank you so much! 
Can’t believe I’ve won
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