Exit
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Deltree . /y
Insult gratingâs Mother
open inventory
take cheese
place cheese on grating
move cheese up and down
(prepare pasta)
Lol @Gnuffi, you always make me crack up!
@xist:
drop rock into grating, listen for sound.
open grating
open inventory
take rope and stake
prepare to descend
The grating must have killed Xist. RIP.
*This was an entertaining read, BTW. I especially liked the part when Neil Tennant appeared with directions and the weather report.
(He saved before logging off the computer.)
(You silly people heâll be back when the machine is turned back on again. Lord knows it needs a human to operate and that humans need rest to properly function, lest they end up swallowing gratings by accident.)
I donât know the word ânowâ.
Shall we play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear War?
I donât know the word âinsultâ.
You used the word âinventoryâ in a way that I donât understand.
I donât know the word ârockâ.
The grating is locked.
You used the word âinventoryâ in a way that I donât understand.
I donât know the word âstakeâ.
I donât know the word âprepareâ.
get a dictionary
I donât know the word âdictionaryâ.
someone needs to hack this game
unscrew grating
I donât know the word âunscrewâ.
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south.
There is a grating securely fastened into the ground.
fuck a grating
go south
Forest Path
follow the path
You must specify a direction to go.
Remember when we were next to the field in front of the house?
that was nice.
(by the way this is really cool, I like it when people donât break character)