Where am I?

Exit
c:
Deltree . /y

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Insult grating’s Mother

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open inventory
take cheese
place cheese on grating
move cheese up and down
(prepare pasta)
:spaghetti:
:joy:

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Lol @Gnuffi, you always make me crack up! :rofl:

@xist:
drop rock into grating, listen for sound.
open grating
open inventory
take rope and stake
prepare to descend

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The grating must have killed Xist. RIP.

*This was an entertaining read, BTW. I especially liked the part when Neil Tennant appeared with directions and the weather report.

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(He saved before logging off the computer.)

(You silly people he’ll be back when the machine is turned back on again. Lord knows it needs a human to operate and that humans need rest to properly function, lest they end up swallowing gratings by accident.)

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I don’t know the word “now”.

Shall we play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear War?

I don’t know the word “insult”.

You used the word “inventory” in a way that I don’t understand.

I don’t know the word “rock”.
The grating is locked.
You used the word “inventory” in a way that I don’t understand.
I don’t know the word “stake”.
I don’t know the word “prepare”.

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get a dictionary

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I don’t know the word “dictionary”.

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someone needs to hack this game

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unscrew grating

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I don’t know the word “unscrew”.

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Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south.
There is a grating securely fastened into the ground.

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fuck a grating

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go south

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Forest Path

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follow the path

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQO9yRutpso

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You must specify a direction to go.

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Remember when we were next to the field in front of the house?

that was nice.

(by the way this is really cool, I like it when people don’t break character)

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