Today’s deal is Two Point Hospital!
SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THIS ONE
Hey, everybody. It’s me, Alex. I’m normally the guy you see here writing all these fun little blurbs everyday, trying my best to get you to crack a knowing smile or two before hopefully buying a great cheap game we’ve curated for you, but today, I’m here with a slightly different message: appreciate a good healthy life while you have it, because you never know how close you are to having it come all crashing down.
See, a few days ago, I woke up feeling…not like myself. My body was tired, like I’d been running all night instead of sleeping, and my skin was really itchy, but at first I thought nothing of it. I’m almost thirty-one, I don’t lead a super healthy life, we’re all tired, etc. These things happen. But once I looked around and saw all the dry blood caking my bedsheets, I couldn’t deny it anymore: it was time to go the hospital. Luckily, I live close, and when I told them what was going on, they sent me straight to Cardiology where a doctor was able to see me right away.
She asked me a few questions, took some basic measurements, and eventually sent some blood, spit, and urine off to fluid analysis. When she came back into the room, I already knew something was wrong, but when she said the word “lycanthropy”, I was sure: I was a werewolf, and it was time to make a change. Anyway, 8000 dollars and a couple trips to the pharmacy later I was fine, but it just goes to show, at Two Point Hospital, they really care howl you’re doing!
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