Today’s deal is Syberia Bundle!
The Syberia Bundle includes:
Let’s face it: the world makes you feel dumb as hell all the time. There’s always some form you didn’t sign, or some thing you didn’t read in the instructions, or maybe you just said something incredibly insulting to someone you truly care about without realizing it. This is the curse of getting older is that the more things you learn are wrong and bad, the harder it is not to constantly worry about it all the time. It kinda sucks. That’s why some of us drink beer.
However! If you decide to purchase this three-game Syberia collection today from us here on the best purple and yellow website that’s not about basketball or throwing beads at titties, we can’t promise for sure that you’ll fall in love with these beautiful games and their absolutely engrossing story and world, but what we can do is swear to GOD that the moment you start solving these incredibly intricate puzzles, you’ll feel like a bigger genius than that time Einstein took the first tongue-out selfie.
So please, fellow idiot, damned to walk the Earth for the rest of our days feeling like there’ll always be someone better than us at everything, spend that measly FOUR DOLLARS for ALL THREE GAMES (you don’t have to be a genius to see that’s less than one dollar per game), and soon, you’ll be on the fast track to feeling like, as Muldoon from John Hammond’s failed dinosaur zoo island would say, a “clever girl”. It’s worth it, if you haven’t heard of these games before they’re genuine classics, and it’ll finally help you stop thinking about that time you grabbed a stranger’s leg instead of your mom’s leg at the store that one time 25 years ago.
The official trailer for Syberia 3:
Our favorite Steam reviews for Syberia 3:
As always, use this thread to discuss this deal, talk about the game and find other people to play with!