Today’s deal is SUPERHOT!
Bang. You’re in your bedroom, sitting up in bed. The world turns with you as you move your head, and as you slowly shoot your hand toward the alarm clock, the beeping slows to a crawl, like the speaker hit puberty. Suddenly, there’s someone in the doorway. It’s your mom. She chucks something at you and you move your body to dodge it like a walrus in The Matrix. Frozen in midair, you can see it’s a cereal bar, and at the last second, you open your mouth wide and catch it between your teeth. Super. Hot.
Bang. You’re sitting at your desk. You slowly lift open your laptop screen to stop an oncoming ninja star. Even as the metallic chunks splinter and twist away, the screen pops on like a lantern, and with a slow motion James Earl Jones voice, it says “Youuuuuuu’ve gotttttt maaaaaayyyyuuuuullllll.” Yeah. That’s right. In this scenario you’re still using AOL. Time’s not the only thing that’s moving slowly. Just as you see the email is from Chrono, and that SUPERHOT is on sale today for nine bucks, your dad comes running in, trying to stop you from hitting that buy button, but you clip him with a flying coffee cup and he goes down. Super. Hot. Super. Hot.
Bam! Suddenly everyone is buying SUPERHOT; Slow motion fingers on slow motion keys. As we play, we all move closer to the giant tower housing the core, except now the doors say “Chrono.” In a small office near the boiler room, you peek around the corner to see a hairy, smelly dude sitting at his desk writing ad copy. “Oh shit. You’re here.” He turns towards you and opens fire with an Uzi. You smash his face in with an ashtr-
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