EGG ON MY FACE
Do you ever just look at works of engineering genius from outer space and think to yourself “Damn…how did those aliens do it?”
Huh? Uh, no?
Pssh! Oh, really? So you’re just some kind of alien expert, now?
What? No! I reject the idea that aliens were involved at all!
Ha! So you’re telling me you think some modern humans who have penicillin and internet could make like, giant stations and spaceships and stuff?
Uhh…yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying? Haven’t you ever read a newspaper?
And pay some media company a hundred bucks a year? No way, Jose! I will not be forced to pay exorbitant amounts to read the news!
So that’s a no?
Big time no…BUT, if somehow there was some piece of software out there that could prove me wrong with accurate physics and real research, I’d change my mind in a second!
Of course! I’m just confident! I’m not like, trying to be right at all costs! But there’s simply no way a program like that exi…why are you smiling?
No reason, it’s just that today on Chrono.gg, Space Engineers is like fourteen bucks.
What hmm? Aren’t gonna learn and change your mind in pursuit of knowledge, or was that all for show?
It was all for show.
I didn’t think you’d find anything.
Didn’t you learn anything from yesterday’s Medieval Engineers debacle? Well, egg on your face then, you goober.
Egg on my face indeed. Egg on my face indeed.