Today’s deals are:
- Slayaway Camp Super-Sized Summer Slasher Pack - $1.49
- Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000 + OST - $1.31
Hi yes hello, I’m writing about my son Johnny whom I recently enrolled in your camp programme, Slayaway. I was elated at first to see the camp featured on a news television broadcast and wondered what fantastic things the station would have to say. Instead, I was shocked and dismayed to find that the broadcast was actually about a serial killer running rampant across the premises! I must say, that’s some very poor taste, Slayaway.
This isn’t the only thing I witnessed on the broadcast. I saw the very same landmines that I know for a fact I voiced concerns about when I visited the site initially. I spoke to a very nice counselor who assured me that the mines would not only be deactivated, but cleared from the grounds. I look on the screen and what do I see? Mines! Littered across a cabin, chirping away without a care! Did you just ignore that camp counselor? Did the camp counselor not take my message seriously? I must say again, very, very, poor taste Slayaway!
Now, unfortunately, as much as I’d like to pick my child up from the premises asap, I’m a bit busy with my current job and honestly there just aren’t enough hours in the day, I have no idea when I’d be able to pick him up. I will request, as other parents have doubtlessly requested, that this serial killer situation be dealt with, along with the mines I complained about long ago!!! Additionally, I’d like for a set of extra eyes to be on my son at all times if possible. He was born with a very rare condition and has a glass skeleton, leaving him very prone to being headbutted into pieces. Please make sure this does not happen.
Sandra G. Lassbones
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