Today’s deal is Redout Deluxe Complete Bundle!
NOTE: Purchase includes Deluxe Edition and ALL 5 DLC packs! (seperate keys for each)
Hey what’s up, how ya doin today? It’s me, your underwear. Yeah, no, I know, it’s weird that I can talk and that somehow I figured how to get a message directed specifically towards you to show up on a website visited by literally trillions of people per day, but here I am nonetheless because I promised myself I’d try everything I could to stop you from buying a copy of Redout: Enhanced Edition today on Steam.
Yes, I realize that it’s only ten bucks, and yes, you can believe me when I say I agree it’s one of if not THE best racing game we’ve seen in our lifetime, but as someone who exists solely to keep everything together downstairs, as you can probably imagine, the job becomes one million times harder when I’m 100% soaked and saturated in human pee pee, and now, especially since Redout now works in VR, you’d be surprised how much I’ve heard about that happening to other fine upstanding undergarments, so if I can, I’m gonna try and prevent it from happening to myself.
I get that you love F-Zero, believe me, and I too believe WipeOut is one of the essential titles on the Sony Playstation, but especially if you love staying hydrated as much as a bunch of those Twitch streamers do, please think twice before buying and playing Redout: Enhanced Edition, or pretty soon you’ll have a Yellowout: Aghast Edition, if you know what I mean. Either that or just take me off before you get started. You’d think me and your pants would have a good relationship and look out for each other, but honestly, I don’t give a shit what happens to those stuck up elitist bastards. Anyway, good looking out, don’t pee on me, have a good day.
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