Today’s deal is Portal Knights!
THE COURT WIZARD
Ladies and gentlemen, as the wizard of this court, you might already know it’s my job to just sit in my workshop all day trying to come up with ways to make all your lives better, and surprise! Today is one of those days where all that taxpayer money pays off and I actually have something to show for myself. People of the kingdom, I present to you…the portal!
…I said…the PORTAL!
…What does it do?
I’m sorry, what does it DO? Why, only create an instantaneous doorway between any two locations!
…Like a carriage?
No, not like a carriage! Don’t you see? Carriages take TIME! Travel with a portal is instantaneous! I mean, think of the possibilities!
What about like, monsters from other worlds? Won’t they all want to eat us? I mean look at me, I’d be delicious!
Actually, I’m glad you asked, because along with the portals themselves…I’m happy to reveal to you…the Portal Knights!
…Portal Whatsis now?
Knights, you imbecile! Ever heard of them? And these ones spend all their time going through portals and settling the hostile landscape! It’s how we’ll tame the land!
…Do I have to give up my horse?
What? Why would you have to give up your h-
…What about portal DAYS?
Huh? Ugh, look, no, they’re called Portal KNIGHTS with a K! Not like day and n-
…How do we know it’s still the same us coming out the other side of the portal?
W-what? Because it is! This isn’t Star Trek, okay? Look, screw this, here’s a portal, there’s gonna be knights, it’s like Minecraft with real-time party based RPG elements. Now I’m warping to an island that’s just for smart people.
Nope, I’m gone. Bye!
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