THE PRICE IS WRIGHT!
Order! Order now! I say order in my courtroom! Yes, it’s true, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Trilogy is 50% off today on Chrono.gg, but is that really something you had to bring up in the middle of a MURDER trial, Mr. Edgeworth?
Your honor, umm…can I call you your honor?
Y-yes. That’s what you’re supposed to call me…
I know that, cheeky! But I just wanted to make sure you still considered yourself a judge, because I don’t know about you, but I JUDGE that to be a great deal!
Oh, my g…first of all, that is a TERRIBLE joke, Mr. Edgeworth, if it even really counts as one, but second, it is simply just not the right time to be discussing this! The body in question was actually in YOUR car!
Yes! That’s correct! It was! The defense calls LAPD Deputy Chief Damon Gant to the stand! Mr. Gant, can YOU believe how good of a deal this is? It’s all three of the classic first games in the Phoenix Wright series, modernized for your super modern sensibilities! Why, we-
Mr. Edgeworth! Are you…are you doing okay, man? We’ve been through a lot of trials together, my friend! You want me to do your thing for you? Fine. Obviously, this guy Gant was the one who killed this dude. He just panicked and tried to pin it on some mumbo jumbo about Joe Darke! Now will you PLEASE stop breaking the fourth wall like this and take the case seriously for two seconds?
Thank you. Sheesh.
One thousand…two thousand…