Today’s deal is No Man’s Sky!
A UNIVERSE OF POSSIBILITIES
The entire galaxy is before you. You’ve been waiting for an infinite universe and ship to take you through it for decades, and now that you’re here, it’s time to…oh wait is that a duck with a turtle body? Eeeeew! What the f…is that how they always walk? Oh my god. Oh my god. He just quacked and blue stuff came out. Look, just get in the ship and drive away, just go…
Ah…yes. Now this is more like it: up in space without a care in the world. A literal smorgasbord of planets to explore! And look! Here! How about this neon pink one! Perfect! Let’s just land here, and walk over to that beautiful bioluminescent cave there…and AH! Oh my god. It’s a gorilla with brontosaurus legs. I didn’t even think that was a real dinosaur anymore, but there it is! And apparently it’s called…”Joey’s Kinkmonster88?” You know what, let’s just keep going into the cave…
Oh wow! And lake leading to an underwater base! Wow! Let’s just go inside here and look around…ooh! Wow this looks like bioshock! Let me just forget about the infinite possibilities of algorithmically created life for a second and…ah. Flowers with the exact face of Richard Nixon. Is-is this even in the game? Did someone mod this to mess with me? Hey! Who put the Nixon flowers in here? Dusty, did you put Nixon flowers in my game? Zak? Who…
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