if i drink from a whole grain pasta straw, does that make my milkshake healthier? 
I use a steel straw coz yeah, problems drinking.
@Gnuffi - Your milkshake would definitely bring all the turtles to your yard.
I had those for a while.
it’s just insulting at this point that they can’t even be bothered to remotely compress anything any longer/each new gen… 
Dunno how y’all are gonna take some Naruto memes but…
On the subject of the 3rd Hokage, I have this recurring joke with a friend where both us think he’d get on marvelously well with Dumbledore.
Either of them: “Hey let’s throw some kids into a forest and watch them fight for their lives lmao?”
The other: “Best idea I’ve heard all week!”
Like seriously wtf