TO INFINITE AND BEYOND
Chrono’s selling Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite today for like ten bucks! We should get it!
What? Ew! But what’s wrong with Marvel 3?
Oh my g- Are you kidding me? I didn’t realize you were friggin’ mindless zombie?
Okay dude, you better take that back right now. You know I HATE the undead.
What? Whoa, okay. Well, that’s fine. Sorry to have offended you, but unless you’re already great at Marvel, which let’s be honest, a Chris G you are NOT, Infinite’s probably the most accessible the game has ever been, and the tagging system really opens up a bunch of fun nonsense!
Yeah? Well you know what would be fun? Having three teammates! And the exact buttons and mechanics I remember from the last game, which everyone liked!
Yeah, well I guess for you, appearances count for more than actual applications, eh? This is the first time any of this has actually been penetrable to huge swaths of people who love these characters, and after ten minutes with it, I DARE you to tell me it’s not fun.
But…my favorite characters!
I know, I know, everybody has someone they love who’s not here, but everything feels so new anyway, it’s almost like…playing a new game? Dare I say it?
Well anyway, I’m buying a copy because I wanna beat the crap out of people as Gamora and Ultron. If you wanna join, join!
Ugh. Fine. I hate when you force me to have fun.
You’re messed up in the head dude. We’re just chillin, and you just need to stop letting other people tell you how to think.
Well, except for you.
Oh my god, absolutely except for me.