Today’s deal is Little Nightmares!
Yeah, sausage for sale.
You’re trying to sell me sausage right now? In the parking lot?
It’s right next your car. Come on, it’s really good stuff.
Doubt it. What kind of sausage is it even?
Tasty? Tasty’s not a type of sausage, you grifter!
I’m no grifter. This stuff is legit as hell. I don’t know what style of sausage it is, but I know what’s in it…
Okay, well let’s pretend I’m not just gonna drive away from here no matter what. What’s in the sausage?
Here, want to to try it?
I want to know what’s in it first! Do you know how shady it makes you seem that you won’t tell me?
Okay, fine. Have a slice.
This is raw!
Is this…sausage…made of…kids?
Maybe!? I should report you to somebody!
Whoa whoa whoa, easy easy easy! There’s no need for that! Besides, I only FOUND the stuff! It’s not like I make kids into sausages for a living, jeez!
Where did you find it?
The docks! You found a crate of “kid sausage” down on the docks? What were you even doing there?
Well, I stole it.
You stole the kid sausages!? What if someone comes after you?
Eh. Look, do you wanna buy some sausage or not?
Nnnnnno! Never! Not in one million years would I buy sausage made of kids! Even if it’s not really kids, it’s messed up that you’d say that!
Yeah, but it really IS kids, though…
Okay, I’m leaving.
What? It IS kids! Isn’t that what you wanted to know?
I’m getting in my car and driving away now.
Okay! See ya! If you have any kids, make sure and keep ‘em off them docks!
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