Today’s deal is Heroes of Hammerwatch!
A LETTER FROM OUR FANS
To whom it may concern at Chrono.gg,
Hi there, I’m the mother of a child you may know (Walter, apparently he has an account on here), and I’m just writing to let you know I don’t appreciate the messaging you have on your website, as it’s corrupting young Walter’s mind. Let me explain what I mean. I’m a good hard-working lady who does the best she can, and it breaks my heart to come home and find my nineteen-year-old son rifling through my bedroom while he thought I was away at work.
He swears up and down that he was actually looking for money to steal so he could buy some weeds or something, I don’t know what he does with those horticulture kids he hangs out with down at the Circle K, but then as I was gathering up all his laundry to do a load this Tuesday morning, I happened to look up at the TV attached to his computer, and I saw some text indicating you apparently think it’s heroic to grab somebody’s mother’s watch out of a drawer in her bedroom and hit it with a hammer. It was written right there on screen, and I’m upset that I had to see it.
However, I realize that I can’t control what you do to run your company, and there’s nothing I’d rather avoid than regulating big business, so instead I’m just going to ask that you don’t let Walter back on to your website, and that you should issue a warning when people log in that asks people to go get their parents before proceeding. Lord knows that if I hadn’t acted faster, I would have lost one of my family’s priceless wristwatches, and my son never would have been able to go out and weed with his friends because I would have grounded him until my dying day.
Barbie Jo Johnson
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