Today’s deal is Gibbous - A Cthulhu Adventure!
LIBRARY HELP DESK
Oh yes, hello sir, how can I help you?
Hi. Well, actually, I’m looking to check out a book, but I’m having a little trouble finding it on the shelf.
Of course, sir! Well, you’ve come to the exact right place for that! Do you know the name of it?
Yeah, but I’m not actually sure if it’s real, so I don’t know exactly where to start…
Y-you’re not sure if it’s real, though?
No, but I DO know the author’s name, does that help?
That depends, sir. What do you mean by “I’m not actually sure if it’s real”? Are you just talking about like, fiction?
Fiction? Wha…umm…no ma’am, I know what fiction is. I literally mean that I’m not sure whether the book itself is real or made-up, and I was hoping you could maybe help me straighten that out.
Hmm…okay? Title and author’s name?
Uhhh…the Necronomicon by Abdul Alhazred?
The Nec…ro…nomicon…by…Abdullllll…did you say Alhazred or Adhalrez?
And that’s not just like…the CLEARLY made up book of the dead from the FICTION of H.P. Lovecraft, is it?
And this isn’t some sort of silly joke? Eddie the security guard didn’t put you up to this?
Eddie the security guard? Who-uhh…look, do you have the Necronomicon in to borrow or not?
No, sir. Like I said, it’s a fully made-up book. H.P. Lovecraft invented it.
So obviously, we couldn’t possibly have it. Who put you up to this anyway?
Oh, no one, uhh…I just…uh, I just recently bought this cool little game that was pretty cheap on Chrono, and it’s like, hand animated and stuff, and it’s pretty funny, but it’s also all about Cthulhu, and it’s kind of scary, and I thought the Necronomicon was a cool thing cause it’s in the game, and even though it said it was fake when I googled it, I figured I’d come down and check.
Oh yeah, and there’s also a talking cat.
Nice! Well on second thought, misguided though you were, I’m glad you thought to come to the library at the very least.
Really? You mean that?
Yeah, I do. I think it’s cool to read and it’s cool that everything here is free to borrow. Not many people even realize that, you know?
I guess I never really thought about it that way…
Well, shouldn’t we try and shoehorn in some way to convince people to buy the game now? I feel like our little scene has kind of run its course.
You know what? No. Let’s just have the nice message about going to the library and leave it at that.
Really? Can we?
Of course we can! What do you think, we just cease to exist once people are finished reading this?
Yikes! Whoa, that’s kinda dark. Okay, bye!
Y I K E S. Bye.
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