Today’s deal is Flashing Lights!
LIKE THE PAW PATROL BUT HUMANS
So, it’s pretty interesting to imagine that even though we all agree that they’re good to have around and that they’re all heroes for doing the amazing stuff they do, no really WANTS to see a police officer, firefighter, or EMT unless they’re in some SERIOUS trouble. And you know, it DOES make sense; like, what are you going to do, take an EMT out for coffee? Bother people at the police station? Try and fit in at the firehouse? No way, baby! But after today, when you buy one of our historically cheap copies of Flashing Lights, at least you’ll know what it could be like.
Now granted, YOU YOURSELF could actually have one of these jobs in real life, to which we say you know, today’s game might not be for you, but for those of you who never have to worry about high stakes things like ruining someone’s day with a parking ticket, treating serious auto injuries, or freeing someone from a burning car with the jaws of life, this is a great low-risk version of those jobs that doesn’t revolve around actual people being in danger, and even though it’s not really anything like the real thing, if you’ve never done these things before, it’s a nice safe facsimile, and no one even has to be around to judge you if you don’t want!
So please, consider dropping the ten measly bucks, if not for any other reason than just because if you decide to stream it on Twitch, every time you rescue someone from the clutches of death, you can play a short clip of the song How To Save a Life by The Fray, which feels like a modern reference to this copywriter, but in actuality, reader, is unfortunately almost 15 years old. And if you see any of your real service women and men out there doing a great job, shower them with praise, because while this game IS fun, the real thing is difficult, oftentimes upsetting, and completely necessary for society to function.
The official trailer for Flashing Lights:
Our favorite Steam reviews:
Sale price info:
This is the lowest Flashing Lights has ever been individually discounted according to ITAD, previous low was $10 on Chrono
As always, use this thread to discuss this deal, talk about the game and find other people to play with!