Today’s deal is Dangerous Golf!
EXPLOSIONS INSTEAD OF LIGHT CLAPPING
Normally, we say “golf” and immediately you imagine a low, quiet, calm voice, explaining to you what you’re watching step-by-step. Not sure why golf has like, several features that seem designed to make you fall unconscious from boredom in real life, but we’d be lying if we said we didn’t think the game could use a few…changes. You know, just to give the young people something to care about while Dad and uncle Duckie wear their breathable nylon and smash iced tea after iced tea on the green.
And honestly, that’s why we should ALL love Dangerous Golf, a game that not only clearly believes that golf can be played literally anywhere, but also that’s let’s you, with a golf ball, reduce multiple familiar “non-golf course” settings to smouldering heaps of paper, fire, vegetable matter, mushed up meat, and fine art. It’s crazy that before, until this glorious game came out a few years back, that a sport where you put so much insane power behind every swing results in the most chill, boring, yacht club type stuff. Isn’t golf from ancient Scotland? Shouldn’t it be pure fury?
So you know, don’t wait. It’s possible that somewhere deep down inside your dark twisted soul, there’s a polite little human with smooth shoes, clean socks pulled up to their knees, and a nice little hat with a puffy oversized poofball on top just waiting to “hit the links”, whatever the hell that means, and what we’re saying is that for five bucks or so, Dangerous Golf could be the very thing that awakens it. The only pro golfer we know for sure is Tiger, and he’s good, but he’s also kind of in trouble, so don’t be him, but imagine you could be someone else just as good, who we don’t know the name of.
The official trailer for Dangerous Golf:
Our favorite Steam reviews:
As always, use this thread to discuss this deal, talk about the game and find other people to play with!