Today’s deal is Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel!
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Hey there, welcome to Gameshop! How can I help you?
Yes, hello, I’m looking for a video game, it’s the sequel to Borderlands.
Oh yes, Borderlands 2, what an incredibly perfect sequel, it takes everything from the first one and makes it even be-
No no no! It’s the sequel to Borderlands 2! That’s what I meant!
Oh, Borderlands 3? Well, I’m sorry to say that doesn’t come out until September, though we here at Gameshop absolutely LOVE offering the preorder anyway…
Well let me ask you a question, then.
Do I look like an idiot to you?
What? N-no, ma’am, that is the absolutely last thing I’d ever imply.
Great. Well is there another Borderlands game out there or not?
Well, yes! There is! It’s the Pre-Sequel!
Oh shit the eff up. Are you messing with me?
No ma’am, I would never do that.
What the hell is a pre-sequel then? Because I’ve never even heard of that crap.
Uh-huh. Well, it actually does make a little sense, see, because it’s both a sequel to Borderlands 1 and a prequel to Borderlands 2, even though it came out after both of them.
Yes! Now you’re getting it!
That’s dumb. That should still just be Borderlands 3, right?
Well sure, except that if you remember, Borderlands 3 is coming out in September.
Oh boy. This is some wacky slacky outer space stuff if I’ve ever heard it…
Well funny you should say that.
Because the Pre-Sequel takes place on the planet’s moon, so it really is kinda far out, aka in outer space, aka out of this world.
So do you have it or not?
Oh. No. It only comes in a two-pack with Borderlands 2 in-store. It only comes by itself digitally.
Is that right?
Yup! And I shouldn’t be saying this, but Chrono.gg’s got it today for just twelve bucks!
Yeah! And I heard they might even be selling the second one tomorrow for even cheaper! How about that for PC master race, huh?
I guess. See you later.
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