Today’s deal is Borderlands 2!
Hey there, welcome to Gameshop! How can I help you?
Yes, hello, I’m looking for a video game, it’s the sequel to Borderlands.
Oh yes, Borderlands 2, what an incredibly perfect sequel, it takes everything from the first one and makes it even be-
No no no! Wait wait wait! What happened to the Pre-Sequel? We just talked about it yesterday!
Oh, that was you? Well, I’m sorry to say that was only on sale FOR yesterday, though we here at Gameshop absolutely LOVE offering the preorder for Borderlands 3, the REAL sequel to Borderlands 2…
Well let me ask you a question, then.
What is your game, here? I thought we were going to do the same bit as yesterday except backwards, but you ruined it when brought up Borderlands 2 again!
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that was the plan! I thought you were just coming back because I hinted we’d be selling it today even cheaper than Pre-Sequel was, and it totally is! Pre-Sequel was twelve bucks, and this is like 5! Doesn’t that almost seem TOO cheap?
And to be honest with you, I was always going to buy it anyway. I was just like, equally excited to do the bit, but I guess I got ahead of myself…
Well, look, don’t feel bad, okay? Just hit me up next time you’ve got a fun plan so I can be ready, alright?
Yeah, okay. I mean, I can’t just expect you to jump on a random comedy bit out of nowhere, you’re a cashier, not a comedian…
Okay, well yes, but I have been taking some classes on the weekends…
Oh, is that right?
Yeah, I’m trying to do more live performing because it’s always been my passion.
Nice. Well hey, listen. Can I get a copy of Borderlands 2, anyway? I kinda wanna see that new 4k texture back in action.
Oh, yeah. You can definitely buy it, but if you remember, it’s only five bucks at Chrono.gg. We’ve got it for PC here, too, but it’s twenty bucks.
Oh, right…well, I guess I’m gonna go home and buy it then. See ya later.
Copy that. Sorry I messed up the bit!
No, honestly, it wasn’t your fault. Maybe next time there’s a good game on sale we can try a different routine.
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