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Bayonetta - 4/28/20 - $4.39


Today’s deal is Bayonetta!





Fly me to my laptop
Let me buy a classic game
Costs less than five dollars
It’s a price that is insane
In other words, don’t be dumb
In other words, Platinum.

Fill my heart with action
And let me be a sexy witch
Way better graphics on PC
Than on Nintendo Switch.
In other words, buy it now
In other words, you’ll say wow.

Something you don’t know
Is that we’ve done this bit three times.
Each with different lyrics
And completely different rhymes
In other words, we’re the best
In other words, in other words
be impressed!

The official trailer for Bayonetta:

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As always, use this thread to discuss this deal, talk about the game and find other people to play with!


lol fly me to the moon


You guys slaying me… it was 3 times already? lol

Another pretty I can’t run though. T_T


I enjoy how you used ZP’s “spectacle fighter” as the genre description.


Kind of wished Bayonetta 2 could come to Steam. Is Nintendo still keeping this exclusive, or is Platinum Games simply not in the mood to bother porting it?


It was partially funded by Nintendo so I’d assume that gave them some exclusive rights. According to Kamiya it wouldn’t exist at all if it wasn’t for that.
So a PC version is unfortunately very unlikely.


I was amused by that one and “extravagant combat”, which are both odd ways to spell “fan service”. It was still quite a fun playthrough. Believe it or not, what disappointed me in the sequel was that they cut her hair very short.


NO!!! :scream: