Today’s deal is Attack of the Earthlings!
Please lower your wings and descend to the floor. Now, I want you to remember that no drone ever won a war by dying for his queen. He won it by making the poor dumb humans die for their planet. My Swarm, all this stuff you’ve heard about not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of beetle dung. Swarmers, traditionally, love to fight. All real Swarmers love the sting of battle.
When you were just tiny little larvae, you all admired the champion tunnel digger, the highest flyer, the guys with the strongest adhesive spit, the toughest carapace. Swarmers love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Swarmers play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a bug who lost and laughed. That’s why Swarmers have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Swarmers.
Now, a hive is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Swarmday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about laying eggs.
Now, we have the finest mandibles and exoskeletons, the best spirit, and the best bugs in the galaxy.
You know, in the name of the matriarch, I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By the queen, I do. We’re not just going to kill the bastards. We’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grow our bodies and birth our victory. We’re going to murder those lousy human bastards by the bushel.
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This is the lowest Attack of the Earthlings has ever been individually discounted according to ITAD, previous low was $9.99 on Steam.
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